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USC 38 - ND 0, Record now 1 - 7

Posted: 2007-10-20

38 to what the fat ass left in the toilet bowl, a big stinkin' pile of shit! Again! First shut out by a USC team in South Bend since 1933. Biggest margin of victory by a USC team against ND. Ever!

Our punter was the Chevy Player of the Game. Worse yet, the fat bleep had the kiddies all dressed up in green to take the ass whuppin'. Remember when wearing green was something special that motivated the team to great victories? Now it's a laugher, just like our once proud football program is now college football's laughingstock. Like I said when I wrote last night, if Fatso came out in green, lay the lumba. Another ass kincking. Another total embarrassment. Anyone who was foolish enough to think that ND was starting to turn the corner after the UCLA and BC games is a fool. ND football is a big, stinkin' pile of shit right now. Incomplete grade thus far my ass. Fatso gets an F, as in Fat, Faustian F***!