2015 RotoNASCAR Results  -  Week 7,  Texas

Yes, it’s a stupid name, the Duck Commander 500, but this is NASCAR, hillbilly America, so deal with it.  These are the people that are bringing up our future citizens, voters, and leaders.  I don’t pretend to understand it, but hey, what are ya gonna do?  Lets learn to coexist.

Harvick ought to learn to coexist with his fellow drivers.  He’s a bully too, less flamboyant than the Punk, but he likes to nudge his way to the front and acts like he’s entitled to it.  Asshole.  He nudged poor Joey Logano into the wall with about 20 laps to go, knocking Logano from 2nd to about 15th.  But Logano drove his way back up to a 4th place finish, behind the Big 3 of Johnson, Harvick, and Dale Jr.  These 3 cars looked very fast at the end; maybe that’s the drivers.  Who knows.

The Red Foxes pick up their second Drag win with Jimmie Johnson’s checkered flag finish.  The Guzzlers  beat out the Foxes for week high total (115 vs 114 points) with three top 10 finishes.   The Radiators are running out of steam, with only 65 points this week.   Overall, the Guzzlers hold a 93 point lead over the second place Spoilers, whereas only 90 points separate the Spoilers from the bottom dwelling Pit Bullies.  So there’s a lot of racing to go.  Next week, the Bristol Stomp.


	Overall Standings	Points	Weekly Drags
1	Guzzlers (Mags)	765	1
2	Spoilers (Jack)	672	1
3	Caliper Kids (Andy)	660	2
4	Rednecks (Hans)	648	1
5	Lug Nuts (Prep)	637	0
6	Red Foxes (Fox)	615	2
7	Radiators (Ter)	594	0
8	Pit Bullies (Gabes)	582	0


	Texas Results					
Car#		 		Car#		
	Caliper Kids - Andy				Spoilers - Jack	
4	 Kevin Harvick	43		2	 Brad Keselowski	40
15	 Clint Bowyer	22		41	 Kurt Busch	31
3	 Austin Dillon	24		16	 Greg Biffle	27
51	Justin Allgaier	5		38	 David Gilliland	16
	Total	89			Total	98
						
	Red Foxes - Fox				Guzzlers - Mags	
48	 Jimmie Johnson	48		22	 Joey Logano	41
5	 Kasey Kahne	37		1	 Jamie McMurray	39
14	 Tony Stewart	20		78	 Martin Truex Jr.	35
17	 Ricky Stenhouse Jr.	29		46	 Michael Annett	4
	Total	114			Total	115
						
	Pit Bullies - Gabes				Lug Nuts - Prep	
19	 Carl Edwards	34		88	 Dale Earnhardt Jr. 	41
18	 Kyle Busch/David Ragan	31		31	 Ryan Newman	32
47	 A.J. Allmendinger	23		10	 Danica Patrick	28
6	 Trevor Bayne	26		9	 Sam Hornish Jr.	18
	Total	91			Total	101
						
	Rednecks - Hans				Radiators - Terry	
24	 Jeff Gordon	38		20	 Matt Kenseth	21
11	 Denny Hamlin	33		42	 Kyle Larson	19
27	 Paul Menard	4		43	 Aric Almirola	25
13	 Casey Mears	17		55	 Brian Vickers/Moffitt	15
	Total	88			Total	65