| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Al | Scottie Scheffler | 18 golfers go off the board before I pick again. But I am banking on Scottie to make my decision look good in the end. I just wish Rahm would have held off his decision a few weeks :-) | |
| 2 | Jack | Viktor Hovland | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 3 | Andy | Rory McIlroy | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 4 | Hans | Xander Schauffele | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 5 | Fox | Wyndham Clark | Drafting while proctoring a final! | |
| 6 | Gabes | Ludvig Åberg | ||
| 7 | Charlie | Max Homa | I figure none of you Notre Dame snobs would pick the only Jew on the tour!! | |
| 8 | Sobo | Tom Kim | Who fucking invited Charlie? His first pick and he snakes me! | |
| 9 | Ike | Sahith Theegala | ||
| 10 | Mags | Collin Morikawa |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 11 | Mags | Tommy Fleetwood | ||
| 12 | Ike | Sungjae Im | ||
| 13 | Sobo | Patrick Cantlay | ||
| 14 | Charlie | Sam Burns | Al knows - one of my bromances!! | |
| 15 | Gabes | Jon Rahm | It was time! | |
| 16 | Fox | Brian Harman | ||
| 17 | Hans | Matt Fitzpatrick | Still young and very talented | |
| 18 | Andy | Tony Finau | ||
| 19 | Jack | Rickie Fowler | Have always liked Rickie!! | |
| 20 | Al | Jordan Spieth |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 21 | Al | Jason Day | ||
| 22 | Jack | Keegan Bradley | ||
| 23 | Andy | Will Zalatoris | He owes me! | |
| 24 | Hans | Sepp Straka | ||
| 25 | Fox | Tyrrell Hatton | ||
| 26 | Gabes | Justin Thomas | ||
| 27 | Charlie | Cameron Young | ||
| 28 | Sobo | Denny McCarthy | ||
| 29 | Ike | Corey Conners | ||
| 30 | Mags | Cam Davis |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 31 | Mags | Brooks Koepka | ||
| 32 | Ike | Justin Suh | ||
| 33 | Sobo | Lucas Glover | ||
| 34 | Charlie | Cameron Smith | ||
| 35 | Gabes | Min Woo Lee | Me like Lee! I almost took him over J.T.! | |
| 36 | Fox | Eric Cole | ||
| 37 | Hans | Hideki Matsuyama | Fox snaked me with Eric Cole. I just like Hideki... | |
| 38 | Andy | Tom Hoge | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 39 | Jack | Kurt Kitayama | ||
| 40 | Al | Si Woo Kim | posted by Fox |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 41 | Al | Russell Henley | posted by Fox | |
| 42 | Jack | Harris English | ||
| 43 | Andy | Andrew Putnam | ||
| 44 | Hans | Byeong Hun An | ||
| 45 | Fox | Adam Svensson | ||
| 46 | Gabes | Shane Lowry | ||
| 47 | Charlie | Emiliano Grillo | Muy bien | |
| 48 | Sobo | Justin Rose | ||
| 49 | Ike | Adam Schenk | ||
| 50 | Mags | J.T. Poston |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 51 | Mags | Nick Taylor | ||
| 52 | Ike | Lee Hodges | ||
| 53 | Sobo | Adam Hadwin | ||
| 54 | Charlie | Chris Kirk | ||
| 55 | Gabes | Taylor Moore | ||
| 56 | Fox | Adam Scott | ||
| 57 | Hans | Brendon Todd | Fox got me again taking Scott | |
| 58 | Andy | Beau Hossler | ||
| 59 | Jack | Patrick Rodgers | An Indianapolis Lad. Know his Dad. A high quality individual! | |
| 60 | Al | Keith Mitchell | A dimpled ball perennial. I guess I am fearful that the year he finally breaks through, it will be the year that I did not draft him. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 61 | Al | Taylor Montgomery | He is 28, pretty old for a sophomore on the tour. But his de facto first year was more than solid. He plays often and makes a strong percentage of cuts. A year under his belt, I see upside. | |
| 62 | Jack | Davis Riley | ||
| 63 | Andy | Thomas Detry | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 64 | Hans | Mackenzie Hughes | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 65 | Fox | Stephan Jaeger | ||
| 66 | Gabes | Nicolai Hojgaard | ||
| 67 | Charlie | Robert MacIntyre | The left-hander from Scotland - my pick for Rookie of the Year | |
| 68 | Sobo | Akshay Bhatia | ||
| 69 | Ike | Dustin Johnson | ||
| 70 | Mags | Seamus Power |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 71 | Mags | Aaron Rai | ||
| 72 | Ike | Austin Eckroat | ||
| 73 | Sobo | Ryan Fox | ||
| 74 | Charlie | Matt Kuchar | KUCH!! | |
| 75 | Gabes | Luke List | ||
| 76 | Fox | Bryson DeChambeau | Good morning boys | |
| 77 | Hans | Brandon Wu | ||
| 78 | Andy | Christiaan Bezuidenhout | Did somebody sneeze? | |
| 79 | Jack | Hayden Buckley | ||
| 80 | Al | J.J. Spaun |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 81 | Al | K.H. Lee | Like Keith Mitchell, Lee is a dimpled ball veteran. One year… Hopefully THIS year… My loyalty will be rewarded. | |
| 82 | Jack | Ben Griffin | ||
| 83 | Andy | Billy Horschel | ||
| 84 | Hans | Adrian Meronk | ||
| 85 | Fox | Alex Smalley | ||
| 86 | Gabes | Ben Kohles | ||
| 87 | Charlie | Taylor Pendrith | O Canada | |
| 88 | Sobo | Vincent Norrman | ||
| 89 | Ike | Nick Hardy | ||
| 90 | Mags | Alex Noren |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Mags | Patrick Reed | ||
| 92 | Ike | Pierceson Coody | ||
| 93 | Sobo | Davis Thompson | ||
| 94 | Charlie | S.H. Kim | Co-Rookie of the year with my other guy | |
| 95 | Gabes | Ryo Hisatsune | ||
| 96 | Fox | Camilo Villegas | ||
| 97 | Hans | Sam Ryder | not suprised Gabes selected Ryo, who would have been my next pick | |
| 98 | Andy | Maverick McNealy | ||
| 99 | Jack | Mark Hubbard | ||
| 100 | Al | Sam Stevens | I nursed him through his rookie season. Plays a lot, makes more than his fair share of cuts. Some potential |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 101 | Al | Michael Kim | ||
| 102 | Jack | Matt NeSmith | ||
| 103 | Andy | Kramer Hickok | ||
| 104 | Hans | Erik van Rooyen | ||
| 105 | Fox | Matt Wallace | ||
| 106 | Gabes | Will Gordon | ||
| 107 | Charlie | Webb Simpson | Go Nova!! | |
| 108 | Sobo | Adrian Dumont de Chassart | ||
| 109 | Ike | Robby Shelton | ||
| 110 | Mags | Joel Dahmen |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 111 | Mags | Mikumu Horikawa | ||
| 112 | Ike | Alejandro Tosti | ||
| 113 | Sobo | Thorbjorn Olesen | ||
| 114 | Charlie | Gary Woodland | Sentimental pick. Met this kid a few years ago…he’s my team captain….he’s planning on playing! | |
| 115 | Gabes | Dylan Wu | Wu Hoo! | |
| 116 | Fox | Chez Reavie | ||
| 117 | Hans | Victor Perez | ||
| 118 | Andy | Kevin Yu | ||
| 119 | Jack | Zac Blair | ||
| 120 | Al | Chris Gotterup | I would select him based on the last name alone! |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 121 | Al | Aaron Wise | ||
| 122 | Jack | Scott Stallings | ||
| 123 | Andy | Kelly Kraft | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 124 | Hans | Harrison Endycott | ||
| 125 | Fox | Greyson Sigg | ||
| 126 | Gabes | Vince Whaley | ||
| 127 | Charlie | Kevin Streelman | ||
| 128 | Sobo | Garrick Higgo | ||
| 129 | Ike | Chan Kim | ||
| 130 | Mags | Lucas Herbert |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 131 | Mags | Carson Young | ||
| 132 | Ike | Tiger Woods | ||
| 133 | Sobo | Harry Hall | Congrats to Ike for getting a former overall #1 pick in the 14th round. What a steal! | |
| 134 | Charlie | Chad Ramey | All done!! | |
| 135 | Gabes | Chesson Hadley | ||
| 136 | Fox | Nate Lashley | ||
| 137 | Hans | Carl Yuan | ||
| 138 | Andy | Padraig Harrington | ||
| 139 | Jack | David Lingmerth | ||
| 140 | Al | Sami Valimaki |