| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Mags | Rory McIlroy | And we’re off! | |
| 2 | Andy | Will Zalatoris | ||
| 3 | Hans | Scottie Scheffler | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 4 | Gabes | Patrick Cantlay | ||
| 5 | Sobo | Jon Rahm | ||
| 6 | Al | Justin Thomas | I had to hold my nose as I made this choice. I always enjoyed rooting against this pouty, privileged, lemon sucker. Sobo told me that he had similar issues in selecting Rahm. :-) | |
| 7 | Ike | Xander Schauffele | ||
| 8 | Fox | Sungjae Im | 17 top 25s! | |
| 9 | Prep | Sam Burns | ||
| 10 | Jack | Tony Finau | Posted by Gabes |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 11 | Jack | Max Homa | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 12 | Prep | Jordan Spieth | ||
| 13 | Fox | Collin Morikawa | ||
| 14 | Ike | Sahith Theegala | ||
| 15 | Al | Hideki Matsuyama | ||
| 16 | Sobo | Cameron Young | ||
| 17 | Gabes | Tom Kim | Yep, rolling the bones early! Fuck it! | |
| 18 | Hans | Viktor Hovland | ||
| 19 | Andy | Billy Horschel | ||
| 20 | Mags | Matt Fitzpatrick |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 21 | Mags | Seamus Power | ||
| 22 | Andy | Tom Hoge | Posted by Hans | |
| 23 | Hans | Russell Henley | ||
| 24 | Gabes | Corey Conners | ||
| 25 | Sobo | Aaron Wise | ||
| 26 | Al | K.H. Lee | ||
| 27 | Ike | Davis Riley | ||
| 28 | Fox | Shane Lowry | ||
| 29 | Prep | Sepp Straka | ||
| 30 | Jack | Maverick McNealy | Posted by Gabes. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 31 | Jack | Scott Stallings | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 32 | Prep | Kevin Kisner | ||
| 33 | Fox | Keegan Bradley | ||
| 34 | Ike | Denny McCarthy | ||
| 35 | Al | Keith Mitchell | Multiyear dimpled ball. He has been ascending, hopefully a breakout year | |
| 36 | Sobo | Brian Harman | ||
| 37 | Gabes | Tommy Fleetwood | ||
| 38 | Hans | Mackenzie Hughes | it is only the 4th round and it already slim pickins! | |
| 39 | Andy | Tyrrell Hatton | ||
| 40 | Mags | Cam Davis |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 41 | Mags | Mito Pereira | ||
| 42 | Andy | Andrew Putnam | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 43 | Hans | Thomas Detry | A flier on this rookie off to a good start | |
| 44 | Gabes | Taylor Montgomery | ||
| 45 | Sobo | Taylor Pendrith | ||
| 46 | Al | Adam Scott | ||
| 47 | Ike | Si Woo Kim | ||
| 48 | Fox | Matt Kuchar | Kooooooooooooch | |
| 49 | Prep | J.T. Poston | ||
| 50 | Jack | J.J. Spaun |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 51 | Jack | Trey Mullinax | ||
| 52 | Prep | Lucas Glover | ||
| 53 | Fox | Adam Svensson | ||
| 54 | Ike | Justin Suh | ||
| 55 | Al | Chris Kirk | How many more rounds? Pickens are already pretty slim | |
| 56 | Sobo | Christiaan Bezuidenhout | ||
| 57 | Gabes | Adam Hadwin | ||
| 58 | Hans | Joel Dahmen | ||
| 59 | Andy | Wyndham Clark | ||
| 60 | Mags | Alex Noren |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 61 | Mags | Sebastián Muñoz | ||
| 62 | Andy | Kramer Hickok | Posted by Gabes. | |
| 63 | Hans | Alex Smalley | ||
| 64 | Gabes | Patrick Rodgers | ||
| 65 | Sobo | Kurt Kitayama | ||
| 66 | Al | Daniel Berger | Hopefully he has found a good chiropractor and acupuncturist for 2023 | |
| 67 | Ike | Taylor Moore | ||
| 68 | Fox | Harris English | snaked by Albert | |
| 69 | Prep | Lucas Herbert | ||
| 70 | Jack | Troy Merritt |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 71 | Jack | Emiliano Grillo | ||
| 72 | Prep | Luke List | Posted by Fox | |
| 73 | Fox | Jason Day | ||
| 74 | Ike | Matthew NeSmith | ||
| 75 | Al | Webb Simpson | A legacy dimpled ball that owes me after a week season last year | |
| 76 | Sobo | Rickie Fowler | ||
| 77 | Gabes | Dean Burmester | ||
| 78 | Hans | Russell Knox | I will text Andy | |
| 79 | Andy | Dylan Frittelli | posted by Hans | |
| 80 | Mags | Brandon Wu |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 81 | Mags | Aaron Rai | ||
| 82 | Andy | Kevin Streelman | Posted by Mags | |
| 83 | Hans | Hayden Buckley | Posted by Mags | |
| 84 | Gabes | Gary Woodland | ||
| 85 | Sobo | Nick Hardy | ||
| 86 | Al | Brendan Steele | ||
| 87 | Ike | Robby Shelton | ||
| 88 | Fox | Justin Rose | ||
| 89 | Prep | Chez Reavie | posted by Fox | |
| 90 | Jack | Brendon Todd |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Jack | Lanto Griffin | ||
| 92 | Prep | Beau Hossler | ||
| 93 | Fox | David Lipsky | ||
| 94 | Ike | Lee Hodges | ||
| 95 | Al | Jhonattan Vegas | I met him once in Scottsdale. I was playing, he was filming a commercial on that course the day before teeing it up at the waste management open. He was really gracious. So now he is a dimpled ball | |
| 96 | Sobo | Mark Hubbard | ||
| 97 | Gabes | Stephan Jaeger | ||
| 98 | Hans | C.T. Pan | ||
| 99 | Andy | Francesco Molinari | ||
| 100 | Mags | S.H. Kim | name is Seonghyeon Kim |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 101 | Mags | Greyson Sigg | ||
| 102 | Andy | Ryan Palmer | Posted by Fox | |
| 103 | Hans | Ben Griffin | Posted by Gabes | |
| 104 | Gabes | Will Gordon | ||
| 105 | Sobo | Davis Thompson | ||
| 106 | Al | Adam Long | ||
| 107 | Ike | Adam Schenk | ||
| 108 | Fox | Callum Tarren | ||
| 109 | Prep | John Huh | ||
| 110 | Jack | Robert Streb |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 111 | Jack | Chesson Hadley | ||
| 112 | Prep | Doug Ghim | ||
| 113 | Fox | Sam Ryder | ||
| 114 | Ike | Zecheng Dou | ||
| 115 | Al | Samuel Stevens | I did not see him as previously selected. | |
| 116 | Sobo | Matthias Schwab | ||
| 117 | Gabes | Martin Laird | ||
| 118 | Hans | Danny Willett | ||
| 119 | Andy | Patton Kizzire | ||
| 120 | Mags | Justin Lower |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 121 | Mags | Kevin Yu | ||
| 122 | Andy | Kiradech Aphibarnrat | ||
| 123 | Hans | Cameron Champ | ||
| 124 | Gabes | Nick Taylor | ||
| 125 | Sobo | Austin Eckroat | ||
| 126 | Al | Carl Yuan | ||
| 127 | Ike | Chad Ramey | ||
| 128 | Fox | Michael Kim | ||
| 129 | Prep | Michael Thompson | ||
| 130 | Jack | Vince Whaley |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 131 | Jack | Stewart Cink | ||
| 132 | Prep | Peter Malnati | ||
| 133 | Fox | Scott Piercy | ||
| 134 | Ike | Ryan Brehm | ||
| 135 | Al | Austin Smotherman | ||
| 136 | Sobo | MJ Daffue | ||
| 137 | Gabes | Ben Taylor | ||
| 138 | Hans | Harrison Endycott | taking a flier on this young Australian | |
| 139 | Andy | Doc Redman | ||
| 140 | Mags | Byeong Hun An | Last name shown as "An" |