| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Al | Dustin Johnson | Lots of great options… Hopefully I have chosen wisely. I look forward to Paulina Gretzky bouncing out on the 18th green for many celebratory kisses in 2021 | |
| 2 | Ike | Justin Thomas | ||
| 3 | Jack | Jon Rahm | ||
| 4 | Mags | Patrick Reed | ||
| 5 | Hans | Bryson DeChambeau | ||
| 6 | Andy | Collin Morikawa | ||
| 7 | Sobo | Webb Simpson | ||
| 8 | Gabes | Xander Schauffele | ||
| 9 | Fox | Rory McIlroy |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 10 | Fox | Sungjae Im | ||
| 11 | Gabes | Brooks Koepka | ||
| 12 | Sobo | Daniel Berger | ||
| 13 | Andy | Scottie Scheffler | ||
| 14 | Hans | Viktor Hovland | ||
| 15 | Mags | Harris English | ||
| 16 | Jack | Tony Finau | ||
| 17 | Ike | Matthew Wolff | ||
| 18 | Al | Hideki Matsuyama | Has been around forever but is still only 28. Usually shows up and plays well at the majors |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 19 | Al | Cameron Smith | I waffled between Smith and the other Cameron, champ. Will be interesting to see how quickly he goes, and whether his owner would be interested in a side bet | |
| 20 | Ike | Brendon Todd | ||
| 21 | Jack | Billy Horschel | ||
| 22 | Mags | Lanto Griffin | ||
| 23 | Hans | Tyrrell Hatton | ||
| 24 | Andy | Patrick Cantlay | ||
| 25 | Sobo | Abraham Ancer | ||
| 26 | Gabes | Joaquin Niemann | ||
| 27 | Fox | Kevin Kisner |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 28 | Fox | Cameron Champ | Did someone say sidebet? | |
| 29 | Gabes | Tommy Fleetwood | ||
| 30 | Sobo | Marc Leishman | ||
| 31 | Andy | Kevin Na | ||
| 32 | Hans | Corey Conners | ||
| 33 | Mags | Byeong Hun An | ||
| 34 | Jack | Ryan Palmer | ||
| 35 | Ike | Joel Dahmen | ||
| 36 | Al | Adam Long |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 37 | Al | Matthew Fitzpatrick | ||
| 38 | Ike | Gary Woodland | ||
| 39 | Jack | Sebastian Munoz | ||
| 40 | Mags | Jason Day | ||
| 41 | Hans | Dylan Frittelli | ||
| 42 | Andy | Rickie Fowler | ||
| 43 | Sobo | Will Zalatoris | A local kid hopefully following in the choes of Scottie Scheffler and Jordan Spieth | |
| 44 | Gabes | Bubba Watson | ||
| 45 | Fox | Adam Scott |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 46 | Fox | Justin Rose | ||
| 47 | Gabes | Doc Redman | ||
| 48 | Sobo | Mackenzie Hughes | ||
| 49 | Andy | Paul Casey | ||
| 50 | Hans | Jason Kokrak | ||
| 51 | Mags | Matt Kuchar | ||
| 52 | Jack | Maverick McNealy | ||
| 53 | Ike | Will Gordon | ||
| 54 | Al | Tiger Woods | He hardly plays but rarely misses the cut and can still be a factor in the majors |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 55 | Al | Mark Hubbard | May not play well but should play often | |
| 56 | Ike | Harry Higgs | ||
| 57 | Jack | Max Homa | ||
| 58 | Mags | Carlos Ortiz | ||
| 59 | Hans | Alex Noren | ||
| 60 | Andy | Harold Varner III | ||
| 61 | Sobo | Russell Henley | ||
| 62 | Gabes | Brian Harman | ||
| 63 | Fox | Louis Oosthuizen |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 64 | Fox | Jordan Spieth | ||
| 65 | Gabes | Zach Johnson | ||
| 66 | Sobo | Adam Hadwin | ||
| 67 | Andy | Cameron Davis | ||
| 68 | Hans | Talor Gooch | ||
| 69 | Mags | Patrick Rodgers | snowed in - 2 ft and counting | |
| 70 | Jack | Kevin Streelman | ||
| 71 | Ike | Phil Mickelson | ||
| 72 | Al | Richy Werenski |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 73 | Al | Nick Taylor | ||
| 74 | Ike | J.T. Poston | ||
| 75 | Jack | Denny McCarthy | ||
| 76 | Mags | Tom Hoge | ||
| 77 | Hans | Sam Burns | ||
| 78 | Andy | Ian Poulter | ||
| 79 | Sobo | Cameron Tringale | ||
| 80 | Gabes | Aaron Wise | ||
| 81 | Fox | Charles Howell III |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 82 | Fox | Emiliano Grillo | ||
| 83 | Gabes | Si Woo Kim | ||
| 84 | Sobo | Chez Reavie | ||
| 85 | Andy | Rafa Cabrera Bello | ||
| 86 | Hans | Sergio Garcia | ||
| 87 | Mags | Shane Lowry | ||
| 88 | Jack | Tyler Duncan | ||
| 89 | Ike | Matt Wallace | ||
| 90 | Al | Keith Mitchell |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Al | Sung Kang | ||
| 92 | Ike | Erik van Rooyen | ||
| 93 | Jack | Danny Lee | ||
| 94 | Mags | Brendan Steele | ||
| 95 | Hans | J.B. Holmes | ||
| 96 | Andy | Wyndham Clark | ||
| 97 | Sobo | Bud Cauley | ||
| 98 | Gabes | Keegan Bradley | ||
| 99 | Fox | John Huh |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 100 | Fox | Scott Piercy | ||
| 101 | Gabes | Christiaan Bezuidenhout | What a fucking name! And what a fucking great young golfer! Gary Player and Ernie Els LOVE him! So do I in round fucking 12! | |
| 102 | Sobo | Henrik Norlander | ||
| 103 | Andy | Kiradech Aphibarnrat | ||
| 104 | Hans | C.T. Pan | There is a run on International players! | |
| 105 | Mags | Charley Hoffman | ||
| 106 | Jack | Sepp Straka | ||
| 107 | Ike | Robby Shelton | ||
| 108 | Al | Martin Laird |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 109 | Al | Beau Hossler | ||
| 110 | Ike | Andrew Landry | ||
| 111 | Jack | Xinjun Zhang | ||
| 112 | Mags | Lucas Glover | ||
| 113 | Hans | Michael Thompson | ||
| 114 | Andy | Matthew NeSmith | ||
| 115 | Sobo | Brandt Snedeker | ||
| 116 | Gabes | Matt Jones | ||
| 117 | Fox | Nate Lashley |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 118 | Fox | Rory Sabbatini | ||
| 119 | Gabes | Brian Stuard | ||
| 120 | Sobo | Adam Schenk | ||
| 121 | Andy | Dominic Bozzelli | Yes! I got my man! | |
| 122 | Hans | Stewart Cink | ||
| 123 | Mags | Graeme McDowell | ||
| 124 | Jack | Troy Merritt | ||
| 125 | Ike | Bernd Wiesberger | ||
| 126 | Al | Robert Streb |