| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Sobo | Jordan Spieth | Now I can get my beauty sleep. Fore! | |
| 2 | Hans | Justin Thomas | ||
| 3 | Fox | Dustin Johnson | good morning | |
| 4 | Jack | Jon Rahm | ||
| 5 | Ike | Hideki Matsuyama | ||
| 6 | Al | Brooks Koepka | I had wanted either Rahm or Matsuyama in this slot. Made this choice tougher than I wanted so early in the draft. Ikey and Jack are jag-offs!! | |
| 7 | Andy | Patrick Cantlay | Andy asked me to make this pick for him. I will save his text to me to prove it. | |
| 8 | Gabes | Rickie Fowler | ||
| 9 | Mags | Justin Rose | not getting draft notices |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 10 | Mags | Kevin Kisner | Still not getting draft notices. That would have been great in 1970. | |
| 11 | Gabes | Rory McIlroy | ||
| 12 | Andy | Matt Kuchar | Al making this pick for Andy, he requested Kuchar | |
| 13 | Al | Patrick Reed | Did Ikey envision Jason Day being available to him in Rd 2? Doubt it... tough call between Reed and Day, hope I guessed right | |
| 14 | Ike | Paul Casey | ||
| 15 | Jack | Marc Leishman | ||
| 16 | Fox | Jason Day | ||
| 17 | Hans | Xander Schauffele | this is either going to be a great pick or will go up in flames.... | |
| 18 | Sobo | Daniel Berger | Welcome back to a pair of former Pinseekers! |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 19 | Sobo | Brian Harman | ||
| 20 | Hans | Tony Finau | finally, a long ball hitter on my team. hopefully he can putt too | |
| 21 | Fox | Webb Simpson | ||
| 22 | Jack | Pat Perez | ||
| 23 | Ike | Charley Hoffman | ||
| 24 | Al | Sergio Garcia | A little long in the tooth, but will play all majors and the monkey is finally off his back | |
| 25 | Andy | Ollie Schniederjans | ||
| 26 | Gabes | Russell Henley | ||
| 27 | Mags | Kevin Chappell |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 28 | Mags | Si Woo Kim | ||
| 29 | Gabes | Tommy Fleetwood | ||
| 30 | Andy | Kyle Stanley | A Stanley Steamer is better than a Cleveland Steamer... | |
| 31 | Al | Adam Scott | ||
| 32 | Ike | Gary Woodland | ||
| 33 | Jack | Jhonattan Vegas | ||
| 34 | Fox | Cameron Smith | ||
| 35 | Hans | Brendan Steele | ||
| 36 | Sobo | Francesco Molinari |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 37 | Sobo | Thomas Pieters | ||
| 38 | Hans | Zach Johnson | finally take a fellow Iowan after all these years | |
| 39 | Fox | Ryan Moore | ||
| 40 | Jack | Jason Dufner | ||
| 41 | Ike | Phil Mickelson | ||
| 42 | Al | Bill Haas | Ikey snaked me yet again w/ his Phil pick. Starting to piss me off! :-) | |
| 43 | Andy | Louis Oosthuizen | oooh la la ... | |
| 44 | Gabes | Brandt Snedeker | Picked him last year in Round 2 and he was playing well until he got hurt. Hoping for a bounce back this year in Round 5. | |
| 45 | Mags | Patton Kizzire |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 46 | Mags | Tiger Woods | What the hell | |
| 47 | Gabes | Austin Cook | ||
| 48 | Andy | Henrik Stenson | ||
| 49 | Al | Peter Uihlein | ||
| 50 | Ike | Jamie Lovemark | ||
| 51 | Jack | Adam Hadwin | ||
| 52 | Fox | Branden Grace | ||
| 53 | Hans | Wesley Bryan | ||
| 54 | Sobo | Bryson DeChambeau |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 55 | Sobo | Bud Cauley | Glad to be back on line! | |
| 56 | Hans | Billy Horschel | ||
| 57 | Fox | Keegan Bradley | ||
| 58 | Jack | Charles Howell III | Da TURD is a Smoothie again! | |
| 59 | Ike | Kevin Na | Hey hey hey, good bye... | |
| 60 | Al | J.B. Holmes | Old warhorse | |
| 61 | Andy | Charl Schwartzel | Pick made by Al for Andy | |
| 62 | Gabes | Bubba Watson | ||
| 63 | Mags | Chesson Hadley |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 64 | Mags | Chez Reavie | ||
| 65 | Gabes | Beau Hossler | ||
| 66 | Andy | Martin Kaymer | Input by Al for Andy | |
| 67 | Al | Nick Taylor | Nothing pithy to add... it is time to take a flyer or two and hope u get lucky. His stats are no better than 2 dozen others at this point | |
| 68 | Ike | Rafa Cabrera Bello | ||
| 69 | Jack | Lucas Glover | ||
| 70 | Fox | Anirban Lahiri | ||
| 71 | Hans | Luke List | ||
| 72 | Sobo | Tyrrell Hatton |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 73 | Sobo | Sung Kang | ||
| 74 | Hans | Matthew Fitzpatrick | ||
| 75 | Fox | Jimmy Walker | ||
| 76 | Jack | Hudson Swafford | ||
| 77 | Ike | Emiliano Grillo | ||
| 78 | Al | Martin Laird | ||
| 79 | Andy | Scott Piercy | I spoke w/ Andy, this is his pick | |
| 80 | Gabes | J.J. Spaun | ||
| 81 | Mags | Graham DeLaet |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 82 | Mags | Stewart Cink | one of my favorites | |
| 83 | Gabes | Chris Kirk | ||
| 84 | Andy | Lee Westwood | Al picking for Andy | |
| 85 | Al | Ian Poulter | Oldie but goodie | |
| 86 | Ike | Bernd Wiesberger | ||
| 87 | Jack | Grayson Murray | ||
| 88 | Fox | Russell Knox | ||
| 89 | Hans | William McGirt | ||
| 90 | Sobo | Byeong Hun An |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Sobo | James Hahn | ||
| 92 | Hans | Andrew Landry | ||
| 93 | Fox | Sean OHair | ||
| 94 | Jack | Jason Kokrak | ||
| 95 | Ike | Sam Ryder | ||
| 96 | Al | Kevin Tway | ||
| 97 | Andy | John Senden | Posted by Gabes | |
| 98 | Gabes | Kevin Streelman | ||
| 99 | Mags | Scott Brown |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 100 | Mags | Tom Hoge | ||
| 101 | Gabes | David Lingmerth | ||
| 102 | Andy | Dominic Bozzelli | Posted by Gabes | |
| 103 | Al | Danny Lee | Provisional from Al | |
| 104 | Ike | Aaron Wise | ||
| 105 | Jack | Robert Streb | ||
| 106 | Fox | Ryan Armour | ||
| 107 | Hans | Whee Kim | ||
| 108 | Sobo | Ryan Palmer |