| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Al | Dustin Johnson | Here we go ... Fox | |
| 2 | Hans | Hideki Matsuyama | Lets see if he can keep up his strong play so far this year. He's due for a Major Win | |
| 3 | Andy | Jordan Spieth | Hope the kid is ready | |
| 4 | Jack | Rory McIlroy | You all have been Trumped! - I am in charge!!!! | |
| 5 | Sobo | Adam Scott | Day was the obvious choice, but who knows with his back? | |
| 6 | Gabes | Jason Day | World #1 at pick 6? Are you fucking kidding me?! YES!!!!!!!!! | |
| 7 | Ike | Patrick Reed | Finally! Let's see if this dude is worthy of being a first round pick! | |
| 8 | Fox | Justin Thomas | Yup yup | |
| 9 | Mags | Rickie Fowler | Sent Al provisionals at 6pm- he must be whacking off |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 10 | Mags | Brooks Koepka | ||
| 11 | Fox | Ryan Moore | gut feeling | |
| 12 | Ike | Matt Kuchar | ||
| 13 | Gabes | Brandt Snedeker | Good Morning! | |
| 14 | Sobo | Bubba Watson | Hoping for a bounceback | |
| 15 | Jack | Justin Rose | ||
| 16 | Andy | Kevin Chappell | ||
| 17 | Hans | Henrik Stenson | ||
| 18 | Al | Jimmy Walker | Posted by Gabes |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 19 | Al | Daniel Berger | Posted by Gabes | |
| 20 | Hans | Russell Knox | ||
| 21 | Andy | J.B. Holmes | I think I remember liking him. | |
| 22 | Jack | Jason Dufner | Posted by Gabes | |
| 23 | Sobo | Emiliano Grillo | ||
| 24 | Gabes | Paul Casey | ||
| 25 | Ike | Kevin Na | ||
| 26 | Fox | Phil Mickelson | Wanted Casey but it should be fun owning Phil | |
| 27 | Mags | Sergio Garcia |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 28 | Mags | Jon Rahm | ||
| 29 | Fox | Tiger Woods | what the hell, may as well | |
| 30 | Ike | Si Woo Kim | ||
| 31 | Gabes | Branden Grace | ||
| 32 | Sobo | Bill Haas | ||
| 33 | Jack | William McGirt | ||
| 34 | Andy | Francesco Molinari | My diversity leader said I needed more Italians on my team... | |
| 35 | Hans | Jim Furyk | Mr. 58 | |
| 36 | Al | Kevin Kisner |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 37 | Al | Zach Johnson | ||
| 38 | Hans | Gary Woodland | ||
| 39 | Andy | Scott Piercy | I hate roto golf | |
| 40 | Jack | Charl Schwartzel | ||
| 41 | Sobo | Roberto Castro | ||
| 42 | Gabes | Chris Kirk | ||
| 43 | Ike | Danny Willett | ||
| 44 | Fox | Bryson DeChambeau | Five players have won the NCAA and U.S. Amateur titles in the same year. I might have to draft Jack Nicklaus to complete my Pentagram. | |
| 45 | Mags | Harris English |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 46 | Mags | Webb Simpson | ||
| 47 | Fox | Louis Oosthuizen | Best team ever. | |
| 48 | Ike | Tony Finau | ||
| 49 | Gabes | Billy Horschel | GOOD MORNING CYBERZAHM! | |
| 50 | Sobo | Patrick Rodgers | ||
| 51 | Jack | Jhonattan Vegas | ||
| 52 | Andy | Brendan Steele | Steele. A solid pick | |
| 53 | Hans | Pat Perez | ||
| 54 | Al | Charley Hoffman | Posted by Gabes |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 55 | Al | Daniel Summerhays | Posted by Gabes | |
| 56 | Hans | Fabian Gomez | ||
| 57 | Andy | Danny Lee | Andy left a provisional with me - Lee | |
| 58 | Jack | Aaron Baddeley | Time for an American/Aussie | |
| 59 | Sobo | Jamie Lovemark | ||
| 60 | Gabes | Keegan Bradley | ||
| 61 | Ike | Wesley Bryan | ||
| 62 | Fox | Thomas Pieters | shhhhhh | |
| 63 | Mags | Byeong Hun An |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 64 | Mags | Ryo Ishikawa | Hope the PEOTUS lets these two picks in | |
| 65 | Fox | Charles Howell III | ... returns to the Foxes | |
| 66 | Ike | Ryan Palmer | ||
| 67 | Gabes | Marc Leishman | ||
| 68 | Sobo | Harold Varner III | ||
| 69 | Jack | Jason Kokrak | Xavier Grad! | |
| 70 | Andy | Martin Kaymer | Per a text from Andy at 6:08 pm on Wednesday, December 21st. The darkest time of the year! | |
| 71 | Hans | Rafa Cabrera Bello | Posted by Gabes | |
| 72 | Al | Smylie Kaufman |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 73 | Al | Kyle Reifers | I always like bringing back DB veterans. Though I am beginning to wonder why.... maybe I feel that they owe me. | |
| 74 | Hans | Sean O'Hair | Sorry for the holdup. | |
| 75 | Andy | David Lingmerth | ||
| 76 | Jack | Patton Kizzire | ||
| 77 | Sobo | Brian Harman | ||
| 78 | Gabes | Russell Henley | ||
| 79 | Ike | James Hahn | ||
| 80 | Fox | Anirban Lahiri | Good morning all!! | |
| 81 | Mags | Cameron Tringale |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 82 | Mags | Andrew Johnston | Beefeater. What the heck | |
| 83 | Fox | Graeme McDowell | ||
| 84 | Ike | Matthew Fitzpatrick | I like his name. Has an Irish ring to it... | |
| 85 | Gabes | Cody Gribble | ||
| 86 | Sobo | Lee Westwood | ||
| 87 | Jack | Billy Hurley III | I always like to have a turd on my team! | |
| 88 | Andy | Steve Stricker | posted by Hans | |
| 89 | Hans | Kevin Streelman | a local guy | |
| 90 | Al | Jon Curran |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Al | Colt Knost | ||
| 92 | Hans | John Huh | ||
| 93 | Andy | Robert Streb | ||
| 94 | Jack | Chez Reavie | ||
| 95 | Sobo | Adam Hadwin | Heading out shortly to a Christmas party; will pick late tonight unless the champagne is REALLY good...... | |
| 96 | Gabes | Hudson Swafford | Posted for Gabes | |
| 97 | Ike | Shane Lowry | ||
| 98 | Fox | Luke List | ||
| 99 | Mags | Nick Watney |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 100 | Mags | Mackenzie Hughes | ||
| 101 | Fox | Cameron Smith | yowsa ... what a strange team I have drafted | |
| 102 | Ike | Alex Noren | ||
| 103 | Gabes | Jim Herman | Put in a nine hour jar shift yesterday. Let the holidays begin! | |
| 104 | Sobo | Michael Kim | Guys, sorry for the delay. On the road to Chicago, Merry Christmas to all! | |
| 105 | Jack | Luke Donald | My "DONALD" | |
| 106 | Andy | John Senden | An old hooker standby... | |
| 107 | Hans | Lucas Glover | Posted by Gabes | |
| 108 | Al | Cheng Tsung Pan |