| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Sobo | Rory McIlroy | A nice Christmas present! | |
| 2 | Al | Tiger Woods | I will consider trade offers upon completion of the draft | |
| 3 | Gabes | Bubba Watson | Was going to take somebody else, until this morning. Changed my mind to Bubba. Of the 16 cuts he made, all were top 25s, and 15 of the 16 were top 20s. That was best on the Tour last year! Plus, I like him, and he won The Masters! | |
| 4 | Willo | Phil Mickelson | ||
| 5 | Fox | Dustin Johnson | Hope he's healthy | |
| 6 | Jack | Keegan Bradley | A first time Smoothie! | |
| 7 | Ike | Luke Donald | He was my #1 pick last year. No reason to change... | |
| 8 | Hans | Justin Rose | Posted by Gabes | |
| 9 | Andy | Rickie Fowler | Dude can play | |
| 10 | Mags | Zach Johnson |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 11 | Mags | Matt Kuchar | ||
| 12 | Andy | Lee Westwood | Time for a Major or two for him | |
| 13 | Hans | Brandt Snedeker | still great players on the board. I like this guy! | |
| 14 | Ike | Hunter Mahan | ||
| 15 | Jack | Jason Dufner | 21 out of 22 cute made last year and 2 wins. He is a little big in the waist like me as well! | |
| 16 | Fox | Steve Stricker | Posted by Gabes | |
| 17 | Willo | Webb Simpson | Posted by Gabes | |
| 18 | Gabes | Ian Poulter | Wanted him in 2013! | |
| 19 | Al | Nick Watney | ||
| 20 | Sobo | Louis Oosthuizen | Posted by Gabes |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 21 | Sobo | Ryan Moore | Posted by Gabes | |
| 22 | Al | Adam Scott | ||
| 23 | Gabes | Bo Van Pelt | Only one guy had as many top 25 finishes as Bo, and that was Bubba. Only one guy had as many top 10 finishes as Bo, and that was Rory. Ho, Ho, Ho, I got Bo! | |
| 24 | Willo | Jim Furyk | ||
| 25 | Fox | Graeme McDowell | Wrote two players down last night: Van Pelt and Furyk. | |
| 26 | Jack | Ernie Els | One more time as a Smoothie and a winner in 2011 | |
| 27 | Ike | Bill Haas | ||
| 28 | Hans | Carl Pettersson | ||
| 29 | Andy | Kevin Na | na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye. | |
| 30 | Mags | Robert Garrigus |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 31 | Mags | John Huh | What? | |
| 32 | Andy | Padraig Harrington | Major bait | |
| 33 | Hans | Jonas Blixt | ||
| 34 | Ike | Seung-yul Noh | ||
| 35 | Jack | Kyle Stanley | Another winner! | |
| 36 | Fox | Scott Piercy | a returning Red Fox | |
| 37 | Willo | Bud Cauley | ||
| 38 | Gabes | Charl Schwartzel | Willo's the man for making picks while many time zones away. I'll take Charl for the second year in a row. His game is way better than he showed this past season, and his recent dominance says he still has game. Now we wait for Al, AGAIN! | |
| 39 | Al | Sergio Garcia | I know Sobo likes him, so I took him. | |
| 40 | Sobo | Jason Day | Bounceback after baby? Hope so. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 41 | Sobo | Nicolas Colsaerts | what the hell | |
| 42 | Al | Geoff Ogilvy | Ben Curtis was a 2011 winner... but Geoff is he better golfer. | |
| 43 | Gabes | Peter Hanson | ||
| 44 | Willo | Jimmy Walker | ||
| 45 | Fox | Martin Kaymer | ||
| 46 | Jack | Johnson Wagner | First time Smoothie. | |
| 47 | Ike | Brendon de Jonge | ||
| 48 | Hans | Martin Laird | ||
| 49 | Andy | John Senden | my team blows | |
| 50 | Mags | Marc Leishman |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 51 | Mags | J.J. Henry | JJ a winner | |
| 52 | Andy | Harris English | maybe early. maybe not. | |
| 53 | Hans | Ben Crane | my team sucks | |
| 54 | Ike | Jeff Overton | ||
| 55 | Jack | Scott Stallings | 2 wins in two years on the tour - not shabby | |
| 56 | Fox | Vijay Singh | aaarrrgggghhhh stop doing that Jack! | |
| 57 | Willo | K.J. Choi | ||
| 58 | Gabes | Charles Howell III | ||
| 59 | Al | Ben Curtis | ||
| 60 | Sobo | Mark Wilson |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 61 | Sobo | Ryan Palmer | ||
| 62 | Al | Cameron Tringale | Two solid campaigns under the belt of this 25 year old; 2013 could be a step up in class. | |
| 63 | Gabes | Gary Woodland | Had him last year and he disappointed, but he was also hurt. I'm betting on a bounce back to his 2011 numbers. Check them babies out! Besides, he had the longest drive on Tour last year before he got hurt. It was 450 yards on the 18th at Kapalua! 450 fucking yards! | |
| 64 | Willo | Matt Every | ||
| 65 | Fox | Aaron Baddeley | ||
| 66 | Jack | Tommy Gainey | Two Gloves! A Smoothie for the first time! | |
| 67 | Ike | Luke Guthrie | ||
| 68 | Hans | Charlie Beljan | Big Hitter | |
| 69 | Andy | Freddie Jacobson | Sorry, boys. Just running around with snow stuff going on. | |
| 70 | Mags | Ken Duke |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 71 | Mags | John Rollins | ||
| 72 | Andy | Ted Potter Jr. | Who's he? | |
| 73 | Hans | Chris Kirk | was on my team two years ago and did well. hoping for a repeat. | |
| 74 | Ike | Sang-moon Bae | ||
| 75 | Jack | David Toms | Still ranked #44 in the world and #47 in the top 100 to watch in 2013. A former Smoothie in 2010. | |
| 76 | Fox | J.B. Holmes | ||
| 77 | Willo | Pat Perez | ||
| 78 | Gabes | Blake Adams | Only guy on Tour that would still play more than Al if Al had a card. He got some game, too. Finished 12th at the Players, 21st at the U.S. Open, and 7th at the PGA Championship. Nice fall, too, and it is Round 8! | |
| 79 | Al | Sean OHair | ||
| 80 | Sobo | Charlie Wi |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 81 | Sobo | Brian Harman | G'night! | |
| 82 | Al | Bryce Molder | Posted by Gabes | |
| 83 | Gabes | Kevin Stadler | ||
| 84 | Willo | Michael Thompson | ||
| 85 | Fox | David Hearn | Well .. there he goes .. Hearn .. last decent golfer on the board | |
| 86 | Jack | Stewart Cink | Posted by Gabes | |
| 87 | Ike | Ross Fisher | Stewart Cink? STEWART CINK??? Are you kidding? You took all that time for Stewart Fucking Cink? | |
| 88 | Hans | Graham DeLaet | Eh | |
| 89 | Andy | George McNeill | did my IP address pick that? | |
| 90 | Mags | Brian Davis |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 91 | Mags | Boo Weekley | Can't wait for boo weekly | |
| 92 | Andy | Ryo Ishikawa | Hey CA: you pick your team, I'll pick mine. | |
| 93 | Hans | David Lynn | ||
| 94 | Ike | Matteo Manassero | Seriously. | |
| 95 | Jack | Jonathan Byrd | GO COLTS. Kicked some Texan ass today when the boys from Texas had something on the line. At the start of the season, I thought wwe would be 5-11. Instead 11-5! | |
| 96 | Fox | William McGirt | redhead | |
| 97 | Willo | Spencer Levin | ||
| 98 | Gabes | Casey Wittenberg | It's time! Plus, he did finish in the top 10 at the U.S. Open last summer. | |
| 99 | Al | Charley Hoffman | ||
| 100 | Sobo | Tim Clark |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 101 | Sobo | Rory Sabbatini | He's a dick. But he's my dick. Give him a hand. | |
| 102 | Al | D.A. Points | Posted by Gabes | |
| 103 | Gabes | Lucas Glover | Hoping for a bounce back after knee problems last year, and he's got an invite to Augusta. Not bad in round 11. | |
| 104 | Willo | Josh Teater | ||
| 105 | Fox | Y.E. Yang | ||
| 106 | Jack | Troy Matteson | I was going to have some Pride in my Dicky but he is 'Bama fucker! | |
| 107 | Ike | Russell Henley | ||
| 108 | Hans | Francesco Molinari | the better Italian... | |
| 109 | Andy | Billy Horschel | Hope he' not horschitt | |
| 110 | Mags | Greg Chalmers | Almost there |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 111 | Mags | Jhonattan Vegas | Viva los Vegas! | |
| 112 | Andy | Robert Streb | Posted by Gabes | |
| 113 | Hans | Daniel Summerhays | time to tee it up! | |
| 114 | Ike | Branden Grace | Not to be confused with "Hail Mary, full of..." Actually, this IS a Hail Mary... | |
| 115 | Jack | Henrik Stenson | Good luck to all! | |
| 116 | Fox | Ben Kohles | Happy New Year | |
| 117 | Willo | Richard Lee | ||
| 118 | Gabes | Roberto Castro | 18th in total driving, 36th in all around, and 48th in scoring average, all as a rookie in 2012. That suggests some better things should be around the corner in 2013. Not bad with pick 118. | |
| 119 | Al | Ricky Barnes | Would rather have had Gabes' last pick... jagoff. | |
| 120 | Sobo | Davis Love III | can you say "Auld Lang Syne"? Happy New Years to all, and GO IRISH!!! |