| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 1 | Sobo | Tiger Woods | Even though the wuss is bailing on the Mercedes..... | |
| 2 | Jack | Phil Mickelson | Thought about a youngster but a Lefty for a lefty. | |
| 3 | Hans | Jim Furyk | ||
| 4 | Fox | Vijay Singh | Hmmm .. hoping he'll turn it around. I think he will. | |
| 5 | Gabes | Ernie Els | Had him each of the last two years when my Skins were champs. He was hurt but still played OK. This is the year he returns to real top form! | |
| 6 | Mags | K.J. Choi | I want to know, does rotogolf still blow? | |
| 7 | Andy | Adam Scott | the only player ever traded for TW | |
| 8 | Al | Zach Johnson | 2 time winner, including the Masters, in 2007. Coming into his own as a top notch player |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 9 | Al | Geoff Ogilvy | 2006 US Open champ, best non-winner in 2007 | |
| 10 | Andy | Luke Donald | I have no clue | |
| 11 | Mags | Rory Sabbatini | all the players whose names end in "i" | |
| 12 | Gabes | Justin Rose | Posted by Sobo. Gabes is at a b-ball tournament and will be on line early afternoon. | |
| 13 | Fox | Sergio Garcia | with his new belly putter. | |
| 14 | Hans | Steve Stricker | two strong seasons in a row. I expect a 3rd in 2008! | |
| 15 | Jack | Padraig Harrington | One of the few Irishmen to have a good 2007! | |
| 16 | Sobo | Aaron Baddeley | Jack made this pick easy when he got me for Padraig.... |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 17 | Sobo | Hunter Mahan | Local boy from up the road. Used to watch him hit balls on the range. | |
| 18 | Jack | Stewart Cink | Never been a Smoothie before. | |
| 19 | Hans | Brandt Snedeker | outstanding rookie year. hopefully no sophomore slump. another Nashville connection | |
| 20 | Fox | Camilo Villegas | What the hell. Vijay can help keep this guy and Sergio calm and focused. | |
| 21 | Gabes | Scott Verplank | Just home from a hoops tournament. Sorry for the delay. | |
| 22 | Mags | Boo Weekley | that's probably what I'll do.. | |
| 23 | Andy | Mark Calcavecchia | He's played well recently. I think. | |
| 24 | Al | Arron Oberholser | A 2006 Dimpled Ball |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 25 | Al | Ian Poulter | Another 2006 Dimpled Ball is back w/ this year's team. Plus... I love the outfits. | |
| 26 | Andy | John Rollins | Rollin the bones ..... | |
| 27 | Mags | David Toms | ||
| 28 | Gabes | Tim Clark | Another repeat from the 2007 Champion ForeSkins! | |
| 29 | Fox | Lucas Glover | Potential break out year, or so THEY say. | |
| 30 | Hans | Woody Austin | The official wild man of the PGA tour. good thing we have 12 picks this year. | |
| 31 | Jack | Mike Weir | ||
| 32 | Sobo | Charles Howell III | GODDAMMIT Jack, you got me again! |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 33 | Sobo | Sean OHair | Jack got my Irishman, so this is my next best option. | |
| 34 | Jack | Carl Pettersson | I like Pettersson because he plays 30+ times | |
| 35 | Hans | Paul Casey | may break through and win a major | |
| 36 | Fox | Heath Slocum | Good morning! | |
| 37 | Gabes | Stephen Ames | Just back from baseball camp. | |
| 38 | Mags | Ken Duke | Sleeper pick, or maybe sleepy pick | |
| 39 | Andy | Ryuji Imada | Imada ideas for another pick | |
| 40 | Al | Stuart Appleby | One more Dimpled Ball from last year's roster. Loyalty is important between the ropes. |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 41 | Al | Chad Campbell | He's won the last two years, makes his share of cuts, and this boy likes to tee it. You gotta be in it to win it! | |
| 42 | Andy | Anthony Kim | ||
| 43 | Mags | Bubba Watson | Outdrives Daly, probably doesn't outdrink him | |
| 44 | Gabes | Jerry Kelly | A Wisconsin homey! | |
| 45 | Fox | Retief Goosen | ||
| 46 | Hans | Jonathan Byrd | 2nd best putter on the Tour in 2007 | |
| 47 | Jack | Justin Leonard | ||
| 48 | Sobo | Angel Cabrera | Guys- My apologies. Never got home this afternoon before going out for dinner. Sobo |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 49 | Sobo | Robert Allenby | ||
| 50 | Jack | John Senden | ||
| 51 | Hans | Brett Wetterich | He can hit it a long way. Hopefully his short game will be there as well. | |
| 52 | Fox | Chris DiMarco | Hoping he heals. | |
| 53 | Gabes | Rod Pampling | ||
| 54 | Mags | Fredrik Jacobson | ||
| 55 | Andy | Ryan Moore | Best pick of the draft to date | |
| 56 | Al | Nick Watney | Young... plays regularly... has a ticket to the Mercedes |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 57 | Al | Charley Hoffman | Young... plays regularly... has a ticket to the Mercedes (Deja vu!) | |
| 58 | Andy | Nathan Green | Green. The color of money. | |
| 59 | Mags | Brian Davis | ||
| 60 | Gabes | Pat Perez | ||
| 61 | Fox | Bo Van Pelt | Go Bo. | |
| 62 | Hans | Steve Flesch | inconsistent, old, left handed.... other than that, a pretty nice guy | |
| 63 | Jack | Daniel Chopra | Played 34 times and is young at 34. Who knows? | |
| 64 | Sobo | Vaughn Taylor | Jack, You are getting to be a real pain in the ass!! |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 65 | Sobo | Trevor Immelman | six months of Trevor would be better than a full season of anyone left..... | |
| 66 | Jack | Mark Wilson | A winner who only missed seven cuts | |
| 67 | Hans | Henrik Stenson | I'm giving this guy one more chance to play to his potential | |
| 68 | Fox | Niclas Fasth | I needed a Monacoian. | |
| 69 | Gabes | Kenny Perry | ||
| 70 | Mags | Jose Coceres | Posted by Gabes--Andy, call Mags' cell after you pick in round 10. He'll wait for your call. | |
| 71 | Andy | Billy Mayfair | Sorry it took so long ... wait, no I'm not. Happy New year. Next I'll take first available of these three | |
| 72 | Al | Jeff Overton |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 73 | Al | Troy Matteson | ||
| 74 | Andy | Rocco Mediate | This is Al, picking for Andy... he gave me this as his #1 provisional. | |
| 75 | Mags | Jeff Quinney | ||
| 76 | Gabes | Nick Flanagan | by Sobo for Gabes; Happy New Year! | |
| 77 | Fox | Jason Day | injured wrist, rookie status ... this is what the expanded rosters are for. | |
| 78 | Hans | Peter Lonard | need an Aussie on my team | |
| 79 | Jack | Davis Love III | Time for him to return to old form and still better at half speed than most of the other bums | |
| 80 | Sobo | John Mallinger |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 81 | Sobo | J.J. Henry | Happy New Year to all! | |
| 82 | Jack | Frank Lickliter II | Won Q-school going away. Happy New Year to all of you except Gabes Charlie Weis | |
| 83 | Hans | Charles Warren | Happy New Year! almost through the draft! | |
| 84 | Fox | George McNeill | Young... plays regularly... has a ticket to the Mercedes | |
| 85 | Gabes | Joe Ogilvie | ||
| 86 | Mags | Steve Marino | Plays out every hole- must be good | |
| 87 | Andy | Dean Wilson | Explanation: I was out of town the last two days and left my cell phone home. I hooked into my laptop last night. Just got home again now. Resolution: leave cell home more often in 2008. | |
| 88 | Al | Nick OHern |
| Pick | Owner | Player | Pithy Comment | |
| 89 | Al | Johnson Wagner | Johnson Wagner is a local kid from Garrison, NY in Westchester Cty. And he plays constantly and will be in those tourneys that my other prima donnas are likely to skip. | |
| 90 | Andy | Jose Maria Olazabal | ||
| 91 | Mags | Bill Haas | No excuse for this last pick | |
| 92 | Gabes | Briny Baird | ||
| 93 | Fox | David Duval | The perfect 12th round pick! | |
| 94 | Hans | Robert Garrigus | The Holes are ready to go! | |
| 95 | Jack | Jason Gore | An old Smoothie comes home. Bring it home, Sobo. Jack | |
| 96 | Sobo | Kevin Sutherland | The end. Until the season starts. Good luck to all, Sobo |