British Open

Day 1 - BO Pool Sucks!!!

Fox's boys were consistent, two 69's and a worst score of 72. Gabes boys were but a single stroke behind, as they were able to throw away Love the Turd's 79. Sobo and Jack sit tied for third. Andy couldn't take advantage of Sergio's brilliant 65, and sits tied for fifth w/ Hans. But I sense this could be Sergio's year, and Andy may be sitting on a major skin, anyway. I would LOVE to see Sergio and Woods in the final twosome w/ Woods a few strokes off the pace. If he can't come from behind against Sergio, he may never come from behind to win a major.

Day 2 - Andy smokes

Everyone else vies for third except my sorry bunch of Shriveled Balls, as most missed the cut for the weekend. I'll be busy watching the LPGA HSBC event, or rooting for Villegas in the US Bank event... are there $$$ associated with that event, Gabes?

This pool BBBLLLOOOWWWSSSS!

Day 3 - Fox smokes

Fox SMOKED the field in Rd 3 by 8 strokes, and storms into the second slot overall behind Andy, who took second place on Sat.

Fox has 4 going on Sun, Andy has 5. Gabes sits third overall, but has 4 going to Sobo's 5.

Day 4 - Andy wins

Andy just missed the daily double, as Garcia had his heart broken by Fox's Harrington. He'll be consoled by the $130 he takes from this event, where we had the fewest number of Daily winners... just the three who finished Top Three overall.

I may have set a record for futility but am not interested in researching the history... call Elias if you want to know if either 77 strokes from first or 42 from next to last stand as records. Let's simply assume yes.

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