| P# |
Team |
Player |
POS |
Pithy Comment |
| Round 1 |
| 1 | Jackers | Albert Pujols | 1B | Unlike the Putty Kat, this #1 can play! |
| 2 | Nuts | Hanley Ramirez | SS | Unlike the Putty Kat, this #2 can play baseball! |
| 3 | Cutters | Miguel Cabrera | 1B | consistent performer, even if he is a Tiger |
| 4 | Mazins | Joey Votto | 1B | He's anchored Mazins in the past. My fans love him. |
| 5 | Bombers | Robinson Cano | 2B | Posted by Gabes |
| 6 | Busters | Ryan Braun | OF | Was hoping Braun or Votto would slip to me at #6. Got my first choice! Whoopee! |
| 7 | Foxes | Carlos Gonzalez | OF | Him good. |
| 8 | Tamales | Carl Crawford | OF | Him good and FAST! |
| 9 | Panzas | Troy Tulowitzki | SS | |
| 10 | Expectorators | Josh Hamilton | OF | One from Column A |
| Round 2 |
| 11 | Expectorators | Matt Holliday | OF | And one from Column A |
| 12 | Panzas | Evan Longoria | 3B | OK, left side of infield is set |
| 13 | Tamales | David Wright | 3B | time for a 3b run..... |
| 14 | Foxes | Adrian Gonzalez | 1B | If only he could get out of SD .. oh wait, he did!! |
| 15 | Busters | Alex Rodriguez | 3B | Had him in the first round last year. Let's try him in the second round this year. |
| 16 | Bombers | Mark Teixeira | 1B | |
| 17 | Mazins | Roy Halladay | P | Damn conventional wisdom. He's mine. |
| 18 | Cutters | Matt Kemp | OF | hope he brings all 5 tools to the ballpark |
| 19 | Nuts | Cliff Lee | P | My bad, now my good... |
| 20 | Jackers | Ryan Zimmerman | 3B | Last stud at Turd |
| Round 3 |
| 21 | Jackers | Tim Lincecum | P | K's baby K's |
| 22 | Nuts | Felix Hernandez | P | Lotso K's... |
| 23 | Cutters | Dustin Pedroia | 2B | this draft will take 3 weeks to complete |
| 24 | Mazins | Dan Uggla | 2B | Almost went for Cliff Lee, but decided on Uggla. |
| 25 | Bombers | Shin-Soo Choo | OF | Posted by Gabes |
| 26 | Busters | Prince Fielder | 1B | Big contract year for the BIG fat man! |
| 27 | Foxes | Andrew McCutchen | OF | See what I mean? Baseball has sunk low when the Foxes have to draft an unproven player like this in second round. |
| 28 | Tamales | Kevin Youkilis | 1B | |
| 29 | Panzas | Jose Reyes | SS | Still working on that left side of the infield, I guess |
| 30 | Expectorators | Jacoby Ellsbury | OF | Way to go, Babs & Sobo! |
| Round 4 |
| 31 | Expectorators | Buster Posey | C | Buster Olney's 5th cousin, once removed. |
| 32 | Panzas | Ryan Howard | 1B | Moving over to the right side of the Infield. Please save a few OF's and Ps' for me, OK? |
| 33 | Tamales | Jon Lester | P | My earliest SP ever. Here's to a Cy Young year! |
| 34 | Foxes | Justin Verlander | P | ... returns to the Foxes |
| 35 | Busters | Justin Upton | OF | Thought about taking him last round, and I know he won't make it back to me again. |
| 36 | Bombers | Jose Bautista | 3B | Provisional left by Mags. His top choice 5 picks ago. |
| 37 | Mazins | Adam Dunn | 1B | I just love to watch the big guy bomb away when he's up to bat. |
| 38 | Cutters | Joe Mauer | C | Sorry Prep, I'm taking your Twinkie |
| 39 | Nuts | Paul Konerko | 1B | Fair enough, Hans. I'll take your Pale Hose |
| 40 | Jackers | Jason Heyward | OF | |
| Round 5 |
| 41 | Jackers | David Price | P | A former Montgomery Bisquit |
| 42 | Nuts | Victor Martinez | C | With fresh legs each day, should hammer it a bit more... |
| 43 | Cutters | Hunter Pence | OF | he's been consistent on an average team |
| 44 | Mazins | Brian McCann | C | Now I can get ready to watch a lot of quality players go off the board until I pick again... |
| 45 | Bombers | Nelson Cruz | OF | |
| 46 | Busters | Clayton Kershaw | P | Hope this gets through. Sent by Mazins. |
| 47 | Foxes | CC Sabathia | P | Yes!! Yes!! |
| 48 | Tamales | Andre Ethier | OF | Welcome back..... |
| 49 | Panzas | Jered Weaver | P | Turn that corner, Ter... I'm waiting on the backside! |
| 50 | Expectorators | Drew Stubbs | OF | Tweedledum |
| Round 6 |
| 51 | Expectorators | Jay Bruce | OF | ...and Tweedledee. No, I'm off to get laid. |
| 52 | Panzas | Ichiro Suzuki | OF | Hopefully one more year of 160 games, 200 hits and 40 SBs. |
| 53 | Tamales | Jayson Werth | OF | moved from philly to dc, but still can hit! |
| 54 | Foxes | Carlos Santana | C | Listen to how my rhythm goes. |
| 55 | Busters | Ian Kinsler | 2B | posted by Sobo |
| 56 | Bombers | Shane Victorino | OF | I'm flyin' |
| 57 | Mazins | Rajai Davis | OF | Good morning, Hans. |
| 58 | Cutters | Tommy Hanson | P | gotta start my St Patricks's day with the best name in the draft! |
| 59 | Nuts | Michael Young | 3B | Needs to get well this year... |
| 60 | Jackers | Brandon Phillips | 2B | Time for a Redleg |
| Round 7 |
| 61 | Jackers | Alex Rios | OF | And a Sox
Happy St. Patrick's Day Everybody! |
| 62 | Nuts | Heath Bell | P | Posted by Sobo- nice job, Prep! And Happy St Paddy's to all! |
| 63 | Cutters | Ubaldo Jimenez | P | Rocky Mountain High |
| 64 | Mazins | Adrian Beltre | 3B | Happy St. Patrick's Day to all! |
| 65 | Bombers | Martin Prado | 2B | |
| 66 | Busters | B.J. Upton | OF | I love BJs! |
| 67 | Foxes | Rickie Weeks | 2B | Happy Patty's |
| 68 | Tamales | Jimmy Rollins | SS | Babs is at a customer event. I'll call him and send him all the picks, but it may take a while. |
| 69 | Panzas | Kendry Morales | 1B | Hopefully no broken leg jumping on home plate this year.
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| 70 | Expectorators | Joakim Soria | P | The Mexicutioner no mas, but still mine. |
| Round 8 |
| 71 | Expectorators | Brian Wilson | P | He's givin' me excitations. |
| 72 | Panzas | Michael Stanton | OF | Big upside.... and I heard I snaked Fox. Whoo-hoo!! |
| 73 | Tamales | Cole Hamels | P | |
| 74 | Foxes | Alexei Ramirez | SS | Making picks while meeting with students and recoding department web site .. woo woo!!! |
| 75 | Busters | Derek Jeter | SS | Had two names on a piece of paper: Jeter and Alexei Ramirez. I couldn't make my mind up as to which one I wanted. Fox made the choice easy for me. |
| 76 | Bombers | Elvus Andrus | SS | it`s time to rock n` roll |
| 77 | Mazins | Dan Haren | P | Posted by Gabes |
| 78 | Cutters | Juan Pierre | OF | Run Run Run |
| 79 | Nuts | Zack Greinke | P | Posted by Gabes |
| 80 | Jackers | Josh Johnson | P | Posted by Gabes |
| Round 9 |
| 81 | Jackers | Chase Utley | 2B | Posted by Gabes |
| 82 | Nuts | Justin Morneau | 1B | Hope he gives others headaches this year... |
| 83 | Cutters | Francisco Liriano | P | |
| 84 | Mazins | Roy Oswalt | P | Posted by Gabes |
| 85 | Bombers | Mat Latos | P | Sooner or Latos I'd take a P |
| 86 | Busters | Yovani Gallardo | P | Fear the Beer in 2011! |
| 87 | Foxes | Chris Young | OF | The Guinness helped me with this pick .. cheers |
| 88 | Tamales | Max Scherzer | P | The Tams will have arms in '11! |
| 89 | Panzas | Matt Cain | P | I always had a soft spot for Max Scherzer, and would have taken him but Sobo grabbed him. We might need a Max vs Matt sidebet this year. |
| 90 | Expectorators | Gio Gonzalez | P | Shoulda seen A's snake comin'. |
| Round 10 |
| 91 | Expectorators | Jhoulys Chacin | P | Ah, what the hell... |
| 92 | Panzas | Neftali Feliz | P | Ter: If it makes you feel better, I had my eye on Chacin. But at least a few rounds doen the road. |
| 93 | Tamales | Delmon Young | OF | Sounds like we were all looking at the same pitchers. Let's change it up. |
| 94 | Foxes | Chad Billingsley | P | Let's not change it up. |
| 95 | Busters | Carlos Marmol | P | Saves, and as many Ks as some starting pitchers! |
| 96 | Bombers | Curtis Granderson | OF | Mags' top ranked provisional |
| 97 | Mazins | Denard Span | OF | I'll text Hans with latest to see if he can pick. |
| 98 | Cutters | Billy Butler - KC | 1B | Posted by Andy and Jack |
| 99 | Nuts | Vernon Wells | OF | Count on an angelic season... |
| 100 | Jackers | Chris Carpenter | P | Cardinals need him with Wainwright out |
| Round 11 |
| 101 | Jackers | Colby Rasmus | OF | Must have been all of the Budweiser yesterday! |
| 102 | Nuts | Kelly Johnson | 2B | Picking this Diamondback will be a snake bite... |
| 103 | Cutters | Pablo Sandoval | 3B | Posted by Gabes |
| 104 | Mazins | Austin Jackson | OF | Posted by Gabes |
| 105 | Bombers | Colby Lewis | P | |
| 106 | Busters | Vladimir Guerrero | OF | |
| 107 | Foxes | Aramis Ramirez | 3B | |
| 108 | Tamales | Ben Zobrist | 2B | Posted by Gabes |
| 109 | Panzas | Corey Hart | OF | What's an oblique? |
| 110 | Expectorators | Stephen Drew | SS | 20 ding po-ten-shall! |
| Round 12 |
| 111 | Expectorators | Michael Bourn | OF | I think he's a bit faster than Matt Damon[e]. |
| 112 | Panzas | Brett Gardner | OF | Hopefully they'll drop Jeter in the order and move my man Brett to the leadoff s;pot in which he belongs! |
| 113 | Tamales | Brandon Morrow | P | The snakes are crawling...... |
| 114 | Foxes | Ryan Dempster | P | Can Jay Wright |
| 115 | Busters | Jonathan Sanchez | P | |
| 116 | Bombers | Mariano Rivera | P | Just couldn't force myself to pick a Red Sox closer. |
| 117 | Mazins | Adam Jones | OF | What the heck... |
| 118 | Cutters | Starlin Castro | SS | this kid is going to have a great year |
| 119 | Nuts | Joe Nathan | P | Should get plenty of chances to see if the wing is working... |
| 120 | Jackers | Geovany Soto | C | Last I saw, he wasn't picked |
| Round 13 |
| 121 | Jackers | Nick Markakis | OF | My daughter is married to a Greek! |
| 122 | Nuts | Angel Pagan | OF | A heavenly pick, even if he\'s not a believer... |
| 123 | Cutters | Jose Valverde | P | back to the draft |
| 124 | Mazins | Matt Wieters | C | Had to flip a coin between him and Joe Mauer here. I hope Pujols makes it back to me. |
| 125 | Bombers | Casey McGehee | 3B | Funny name, serious bat |
| 126 | Busters | Mike Napoli | C | posted by Hans |
| 127 | Foxes | Francisco Rodriguez | P | i.e. K-Rod |
| 128 | Tamales | JJ Putz | P | |
| 129 | Panzas | Phil Hughes | P | |
| 130 | Expectorators | Aubrey Huff | 1B | El Kathong rides again! |
| Round 14 |
| 131 | Expectorators | Grady Sizemore | UT | April in the showers, May flowers? |
| 132 | Panzas | Clay Buchholz | P | Al phoned me his pick. I got the spelling right. |
| 133 | Tamales | John Axford | P | |
| 134 | Foxes | Gordon Beckham | 2B | This is why it is called gambling. |
| 135 | Busters | Chris Perez | P | posted by Hans. |
| 136 | Bombers | Jonathan Papelbon | P | What the heck, a Red Sox it is |
| 137 | Mazins | Carlos Zambrano | P | All set to go a different way and then...next thing you know, I'm taking Zambrano. sheesh.... |
| 138 | Cutters | Brad Lidge | P | no, THIS is gambling |
| 139 | Nuts | Ervin Santana | P | Some K's, IF he can string two seasons together... |
| 140 | Jackers | Edinson Volquez | P | A Red. I can't help it!
200+ Ks |
| Round 15 |
| 141 | Jackers | Ian Desmond | SS | Lots of stuff. Steals, Rs, RBIs, etc. |
| 142 | Nuts | Bobby Abreu | OF | Ageless. Still can swat and swipe... |
| 143 | Cutters | Torii Hunter | OF | Slim pickins. Hopefully this 35 yr old can still play |
| 144 | Mazins | Dexter Fowler | OF | Andy says: NOW THAT'S gambling!
Posted by Gabes |
| 145 | Bombers | Shaun Marcum | P | Good Morning - Happy Spring - Hope this guy can heal his wing |
| 146 | Busters | Miguel Montero | C | Might be the earliest I've ever closed out at catcher! |
| 147 | Foxes | Coco Crisp | OF | Tough decision .. hope he gets at least 300 ABs |
| 148 | Tamales | Kurt Suzuki | C | Looking for a bounceback year.... |
| 149 | Panzas | Jorge Posada | C | A little long in the tooth, but no more catching duties, he's a switch hitting DH in a packed lineup |
| 150 | Expectorators | Aaron Hill | 2B | Need the pop. |
| Round 16 |
| 151 | Expectorators | Howie Kendrick | 2B | Wanted Brandon Morrow here.... |
| 152 | Panzas | Neil Walker | 2B | Ter has started the run on MI's.... of which there are only a few decent options left, with six slots still to be filled. I liked both of Ter's picks; Walker and Figgins only reasonable options at this point. |
| 153 | Tamales | Carlos Lee | 1B | A long time Tamale |
| 154 | Foxes | Nick Swisher | OF | posted by Mags |
| 155 | Busters | Brian Roberts | 2B | Just back from mass. I prayed for your teams. You'll need it. |
| 156 | Bombers | Adam Lind | OF | Hopefully last year was a fluke - and he's 27 |
| 157 | Mazins | Tsuyoshi Nishioka | UT | Sayanara, Expectorators |
| 158 | Cutters | Rafael Furcal | SS | risky pick |
| 159 | Nuts | David Ortiz | UT | Hopefully, as much "poppy" as Nishioka... |
| 160 | Jackers | Mark Reynolds | 3B | Can take the low BA given the POP |
| Round 17 |
| 161 | Jackers | Trevor Cahill | P | Never had a Trevor before on the Pussjackers |
| 162 | Nuts | Carl Pavano | P | Steady. Should be okay for another year in a pitcher's park... |
| 163 | Cutters | Carlos Ruiz | C | need a Philly on my team |
| 164 | Mazins | Manny Ramirez | OF | Yeah. You know who I mean. The Man-Ram. The Hitting-Savant. Just be Manny, Manny. |
| 165 | Bombers | Ike Davis | UT | Need a Met to trade with Albert |
| 166 | Busters | Pedro Alvarez | 3B | Big potential here in the 17th round! |
| 167 | Foxes | Matt Thornton | P | Nice job today all .... |
| 168 | Tamales | Carlos Beltran | OF | Fox-
THIS is gambling |
| 169 | Panzas | Brett Myers | P | I'm out of pith |
| 170 | Expectorators | Gaby Sanchez | 1B | Wanted Thornton here for a while.... |
| Round 18 |
| 171 | Expectorators | Ian Stewart | 3B | ...but then decided, "No Sale" |
| 172 | Panzas | Dan Hudson | P | Hope last year was a harbinger of big things to come in 2011 |
| 173 | Tamales | CJ Wilson | P | |
| 174 | Foxes | John Danks | P | everyone for leaving him on the board this long so he could play for the Foxes. |
| 175 | Busters | Jose Tabata | OF | Another young Buc! |
| 176 | Bombers | Carlos Quentin | OF | Thought I'd get Tabata, but will go for power instead of speed |
| 177 | Mazins | Brian Matusz | P | Wieters told me to take him. |
| 178 | Cutters | Marlon Byrd | OF | a local pick |
| 179 | Nuts | Andres Torres | OF | Coming off his best year. Will lightning strike twice? |
| 180 | Jackers | Travis Snider | OF | |
| Round 19 |
| 181 | Jackers | Ricky Romero | P | I'll be there in a minute Lucy! |
| 182 | Nuts | Michael Cuddyer | OF | May be fading, but still a gamer... |
| 183 | Cutters | Alfonso Soriano | OF | I can't believe I've got 2/3 of the Cubs outfield.... |
| 184 | Mazins | J.J. Hardy | SS | Maybe I can blame this on Mike Brey... |
| 185 | Bombers | Huston Street | P | |
| 186 | Busters | Tim Hudson | P | |
| 187 | Foxes | Madison Bumgarner | P | Sorry .. was busy molding young minds and bodies |
| 188 | Tamales | Chris Iannetta | C | Wanted Mauer, but will settle for Iannetta |
| 189 | Panzas | Jason Bay | OF | OF getting about as thin as hot poontang on ND's campus in the 70's. |
| 190 | Expectorators | Brett Anderson | P | How many P's could a PF pick.... |
| Round 20 |
| 191 | Expectorators | Wandy Rodriguez | P | ...if a PF could pick good? |
| 192 | Panzas | Chone Figgins | UT | I think Babs tipped his hand on this one. |
| 193 | Tamales | Ryan Raburn | OF | Yes Babs, it's getting REAL thin. |
| 194 | Foxes | Eric Bedard | P | Wonder if the other guy I was considering will make it back to me? PS: He is not a Pitcher. |
| 195 | Busters | Matt Garza | P | Love his move to the NL, and the Cubs! |
| 196 | Bombers | Ted Lilly | P | Posted by Mazins. He's hoping the gild isn't off this Lilly. |
| 197 | Mazins | Andrew Bailey | P | Calling Dr. Andrews. Calling Dr. Andrews ... |
| 198 | Cutters | Francisco Cordero | P | |
| 199 | Nuts | Hiroki Kuroda | P | Another pick for the ageless... |
| 200 | Jackers | A. J. Pierzynski | C | Says he wants to catch 162 ganes this year. I want him to catch 162 games. Andy thinks I'm an asshole, so I drafted one |
| Round 21 |
| 201 | Jackers | Jaime Garcia | P | Another Cardinal! |
| 202 | Nuts | Luke Scott | OF | More low-hanging fruit for the Nuts... |
| 203 | Cutters | Jeremy Hellickson | P | Rays Rookie.... needed some youth on my team |
| 204 | Mazins | Ryan Franklin | P | Like the Mazins. Not pretty. But he'll get it done. |
| 205 | Bombers | Ian Kennedy | P | |
| 206 | Busters | Edwin Jackson | P | Got me some Brewers. Got me some Cubs. Now got me a pale Sox. |
| 207 | Foxes | Alex Gordon | OF | Not so simple, Garfunkle |
| 208 | Tamales | Brandon Webb | P | Rollin' dem bones..... |
| 209 | Panzas | John Buck | C | Former KC Royal. Figured he had to be on Terry's radar
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| 210 | Expectorators | Jordan Zimmerman | P | NATurally, 'bert. |
| Round 22 |
| 211 | Expectorators | James Shields | P | Fox's pick made me perspire. |
| 212 | Panzas | Johan Santana | P | Like MacArthur, Johan will return. Gives me something to look forward to I July |
| 213 | Tamales | Raul Ibanez | UT | One more year! One more year! |
| 214 | Foxes | Jake Fox | C | Love the name .. Jake I mean .. Jake can Rake .. Shake and Bake Jake .. you know? |
| 215 | Busters | Anibal Sanchez | P | Got two Uptons. Now I got two Sanchez's! |
| 216 | Bombers | Josh Beckett | P | Can't believe he should be left on the table |
| 217 | Mazins | Derek Lowe | P | Hey, the guy left his wife and kids to bang some 20 year old reporter from Fox. That says something to my team! |
| 218 | Cutters | Chris Johnson | UT | please, no sophomore slump |
| 219 | Nuts | Clayton Richard | P | A down home Indiana boy. Must be good... |
| 220 | Jackers | Scott Rolen | UT | The Jasper Indiana native returns to the Jackers |
| Round 23 |
| 221 | Jackers | David Murphy | OF | Go Rangers! |
| 222 | Nuts | Ryan Theriot | SS | A flier - in more ways than one... |
| 223 | Cutters | J. A. Happ | P | mornin' all. the last day! |
| 224 | Mazins | Craig Kimbrel | P | If you can't take a flyer here, where can you? |
| 225 | Bombers | Yadier Molina | C | Provisional posted by Mazins. Yada yada yada |
| 226 | Busters | Chase Headley | UT | |
| 227 | Foxes | Nate McLouth | UT | A steal. Thought about taking him in Round 2. |
| 228 | Tamales | Jon Niese | P | Will make them forget Johan,,,,, |
| 229 | Panzas | Javier Vazquez | P | Out of the AL East, back in the weak hitting NL. 12 wins, 170 Ks and an ERA under 4.00 is the target. |
| 230 | Expectorators | Brett Cecil, TOR | P | Round 23--Skidoo! |
| Round 24 |
| 231 | Expectorators | Miguel Olivo | C | Closing stretch....Great Job, Guys! |
| 232 | Panzas | Michael Morse | OF | Hot H2 in 2010. He's tearing up FL this spring, Willingham now in OAK, should play every day. |
| 233 | Tamales | Alcides Escobar | SS | No reason to justify your 24th pick....
Good job everyone!! |
| 234 | Foxes | Adam LaRoche | 1B | Great job all .. record time and was a lot of fun. Good luck. |
| 235 | Busters | Chris Coghlan | OF | Great job by everyone! Record time finish of 8 days! I think it's normally been 10-12 days in past years. I'll offer a 20/10 bet to everyone, or smaller if you wish. Gimmick bets are also welcomed! |
| 236 | Bombers | Yorvit Torrealba | C | Posted by Mazins. Tora Tora Tora ... |
| 237 | Mazins | Bill Hall | 2B | Finis! good job all. Expert analysis to follow shortly. |
| 238 | Cutters | Gavin Floyd | P | I need another White Sox to watch this season. Good luck to all. |
| 239 | Nuts | Rod Barajas | C | Close call. Almost took Joe Mauer here... |
| 240 | Jackers | Bronson Arroyo | P | And the final pick is - a 200+ innings and 15+ win guy for the last 3 years with 135Ks and a 4.00 ERA. Good Luck, Everybody! |