| P# |
Team |
Player |
POS |
Pithy Comment |
| Round 1 |
| 1 | Jackers | Albert Pujols - STL | 1B | I don't care if he used Steroids. Let the draft begin. I will call Perp |
| 2 | Nuts | Hanley Ramirez | SS | Just spoke to Prep. He was at mass listening to a sermon about the money changers when I called. |
| 3 | Mazins | Jose Reyes | SS | Fox: call me on the flip side if it is before 5 PM today |
| 4 | Foxes | David Wright | 3B | Posted by Hans |
| 5 | Cutters | Ryan Braun | OF | he better not let me down |
| 6 | Expectorators | Josh Hamilton | OF | |
| 7 | Busters | Miguel Cabrera | 1B | Per PC from Gabes |
| 8 | Tamales | Grady Sizemore | OF | I'll call Al |
| 9 | Panzas | Johan Santana | P | |
| 10 | Bombers | Jimmy Rollins | SS | Thermo Nuclear |
| Round 2 |
| 11 | Bombers | Ian Kinsler | 2B | Destruction |
| 12 | Panzas | Mark Teixera | 1B | Can't believe that I got snaked already! I wanted Kinsler and Santana as my top two picks. |
| 13 | Tamales | Chase Utley | 2B | wanted Kinsler, but Utley's not too shabby |
| 14 | Busters | B.J. Upton | OF | Sorry, guys! Been gone all day and just got home. BTW, I love BJs! |
| 15 | Expectorators | Matt Holliday | OF | Won't be in Oakland all season.... |
| 16 | Cutters | Tim Lincecum | P | |
| 17 | Foxes | Ryan Howard | 1B | a no brainer |
| 18 | Mazins | Carlos Beltran | OF | Continuing my collection of Mets |
| 19 | Nuts | Dustin Pedroia | 2B | Sorry I couldn't take the call during Mass. Didn't seem right on the Sunday that Jesus was driving the money changers out of the temple. If next Sunday is about helping the blind to see, call me anytime for draft advice.
Prep |
| 20 | Jackers | Lance Berkman | 1B | Berkman in the 1B/3B slot |
| Round 3 |
| 21 | Jackers | Roy Halladay | P | Back to Prep. He and I have the best turn in baseball! |
| 22 | Nuts | Prince Fielder | 1B | Courtly...and portly! |
| 23 | Mazins | Matt Kemp | OF | Too early for Dan Murphy |
| 24 | Foxes | Alfonso Soriano | OF | a brainer |
| 25 | Cutters | Ichiro Suzuki | OF | average, runs and SBs, despite his age |
| 26 | Expectorators | Evan Longoria | 3B | Fox, you won't get Aramis Ramirez next time up. I gare-on-tee. |
| 27 | Busters | Manny Ramirez | OF | Spoke w/ Gabes, and he's going w/ Manny |
| 28 | Tamales | Carlos Lee | OF | |
| 29 | Panzas | A-Rod | 3B | Setting up trading chits as I look to get Kinsler from the Bombers |
| 30 | Bombers | Jason Bay | OF | Boston's Bay |
| Round 4 |
| 31 | Bombers | Brian Roberts | 2B | Always liked him |
| 32 | Panzas | Carl Crawford | OF | |
| 33 | Tamales | Nate McLouth | OF | |
| 34 | Busters | Russell Martin | C | |
| 35 | Expectorators | Aramis Ramirez | UT | Told ya, Fox!!! |
| 36 | Cutters | Kevin Youkilis | 3B | hopefully he'll repeat his career year of 08 |
| 37 | Foxes | Vlady Guerero | OF | |
| 38 | Mazins | Carlos Quentin | OF | |
| 39 | Nuts | Justin Morneau | 1B | Morneau is...more YES! |
| 40 | Jackers | Jacoby Ellsbury | OF | |
| Round 5 |
| 41 | Jackers | Brandon Phillips | 2B | Ellsbury is at OF and Phillips at 2B |
| 42 | Nuts | CC Sabathia | P | Will be tough Nut again. Sabathia is no CC. |
| 43 | Mazins | Jake Peavey | P | Just back from stations. Have a safe trip, Al. |
| 44 | Foxes | Nick Markakis | OF | Top of the morning and a Happy St. Patrick's Day to all my good friends!!! |
| 45 | Cutters | Alexei Ramirez | 2B | The Cuban missle will again light up the south side again this year! |
| 46 | Expectorators | Shane Victorino | OF | Markakis gone? Goodbye, Olympic, I'm flyin' Hawaiian. |
| 47 | Busters | Curtis Granderson | OF | Grady Sizemore Lite, but in the fifth round! |
| 48 | Tamales | Rafael Furcal | SS | Sorry for the delay; was out all morning. I'l be here all day. |
| 49 | Panzas | Joe Mauer | C | Posted by Gabes |
| 50 | Bombers | Brian McCann | C | |
| Round 6 |
| 51 | Bombers | Francisco Rodriguez | P | A toKKKen Met -Save for a trade |
| 52 | Panzas | Alex Rios | OF | Posted by Gabes |
| 53 | Tamales | Chris Davis | 3B | |
| 54 | Busters | Corey Hart | OF | |
| 55 | Expectorators | Adrian Gonzalez | 1B | Now it's time to tell the men from the boys. |
| 56 | Cutters | Bobby Abreu | OF | he likes the west coast, I hope |
| 57 | Foxes | Brandon Webb | P | |
| 58 | Mazins | Cole Hamels | P | |
| 59 | Nuts | Geovany Soto | C | Few catchers in roto...I'd better take Soto. |
| 60 | Jackers | Derek Jeter | SS | I'm in a New York kind of mood |
| Round 7 |
| 61 | Jackers | Dan Haren | P | Turning the corner |
| 62 | Nuts | Francisco Liriano | P | Recovered from the "John" surgery - look for him to pimp you guys this year. |
| 63 | Mazins | Joey Votto | 1B | |
| 64 | Foxes | Pablo Sandoval | C | |
| 65 | Cutters | Troy Tulowitzki | SS | needs the fresh air of Colorado and he'll be OK |
| 66 | Expectorators | Scott Kazmir | P | My gut sez take a position player, but my gut's what got me in trouble in my marriages. |
| 67 | Busters | Chad Billingsley | P | |
| 68 | Tamales | Victor Martinez | C | |
| 69 | Panzas | David Ortiz | UT | Al wanted him at 1B, if possible, but he was only a DH last year and the rules as I read them say UT is the only place to put him. Al is OK with that.
Posted by Gabes |
| 70 | Bombers | Chipper Jones | 3B | Still a stud if he gets/stays healthy |
| Round 8 |
| 71 | Bombers | Ryan Ludwick | OF | A new stud, maybe |
| 72 | Panzas | Raul Ibanez | OF | Posted by Gabes |
| 73 | Tamales | John Lackey | P | |
| 74 | Busters | Michael Young | SS | |
| 75 | Expectorators | Dan Uggla | 2B | Things are starting to get Uggla, now. |
| 76 | Cutters | Carlos Zambrano | P | what the hell.... |
| 77 | Foxes | Roy Oswalt | P | ... hell the what |
| 78 | Mazins | Maglio Ordonez | OF | |
| 79 | Nuts | Joe Nathan | P | posted by Fox |
| 80 | Jackers | Jermaine Dye | OF | |
| Round 9 |
| 81 | Jackers | Edinson Volquez | P | We'llsee if he can do it again this year. 200 innings - 200 K's - 17 wins |
| 82 | Nuts | Jonathan Papelbon | P | Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief this pick is. |
| 83 | Mazins | Stephen Drew | SS | |
| 84 | Foxes | Mariano Rivera | P | |
| 85 | Cutters | Brad Lidge | P | Fox snaked me with Mariano. why not the home town boy? |
| 86 | Expectorators | Joakim Soria | P | Mexecutioner is mine. |
| 87 | Busters | Javier Vazquez | P | Via PC from Gabes. NOTE--Sobo out 'til 11 AM |
| 88 | Tamales | James Shields | P | Gabes got me on Javie |
| 89 | Panzas | Adam Dunn | OF | |
| 90 | Bombers | Aubrey Huff | 1B | |
| Round 10 |
| 91 | Bombers | A.J. Burnett | P | See how he does in the new Yankee Stadium |
| 92 | Panzas | Robinson Cano | 2B | Posted by Gabes |
| 93 | Tamales | Jose Valverde | P | |
| 94 | Busters | Hunter Pence | OF | |
| 95 | Expectorators | Torii Hunter | OF | Back-to-back Hunters. |
| 96 | Cutters | Justin Upton | OF | |
| 97 | Foxes | Felix Hernandez | P | King me! |
| 98 | Mazins | Carlos Marmol | P | Hope Heilman doesn't knock him out of the closer role |
| 99 | Nuts | Johnny Damon | OF | Love his spunk. |
| 100 | Jackers | Jhonny Peralta | SS | We will put him and his dyslexic mother at 2B/SS |
| Round 11 |
| 101 | Jackers | Cliff Lee | P | Mags, lets see if you make the turn this fast |
| 102 | Nuts | Jay Bruce | OF | Mags:
Nobody turns it like me and my pal, Jack. |
| 103 | Mazins | Jayson Werth | OF | |
| 104 | Foxes | Chone Figgins | 3B | GOOOOOO NOOOOOOVVVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! |
| 105 | Cutters | Garrett Atkins | 3B | Sorry for the hold up |
| 106 | Expectorators | Willie Taveras | OF | ...And I love them stolen bases...down by the banks of the O-Hi-O.. |
| 107 | Busters | Yovani Gallardo | P | |
| 108 | Tamales | Andre Ethier | OF | Easy decision. G'night! |
| 109 | Panzas | Josh Beckett | P | I am sending provisionals to Gabes for Rd 12 |
| 110 | Bombers | Carlos Delgado | 1B | |
| Round 12 |
| 111 | Bombers | Adam Wainwright | P | |
| 112 | Panzas | Joba Chamberlain | P | Posted by Gabes |
| 113 | Tamales | Ryan Doumit | C | |
| 114 | Busters | Kerry Wood | P | |
| 115 | Expectorators | Ervin Santana | P | And Sobo thought Ethier was a no brainer! |
| 116 | Cutters | Jon Lester | P | |
| 117 | Foxes | Vernon Wells | OF | Pitching got ugly quick, didn't it? |
| 118 | Mazins | Alex Gordon | 3B | His time has come |
| 119 | Nuts | Denard Span | OF | Am having serious internet issues. |
| 120 | Jackers | Brad Hawpe | OF | Posted by Gabes |
| Round 13 |
| 121 | Jackers | Edwin Encarnacion | 3B | Posted by Gabes |
| 122 | Nuts | Joe Crede | 3B | Posted by Gabes |
| 123 | Mazins | Daisuke Matsuzaka | P | Time to roll the dice |
| 124 | Foxes | J.J. Hardy | SS | |
| 125 | Cutters | Chris Young | OF | Per Hans. I forget which Chris is the "B" one. |
| 126 | Expectorators | Zack Greinke | P | I'm mad as hell, and I may just have to take it some more. But that don't mean I hafta like it. |
| 127 | Busters | B.J. Ryan | P | Like I said earlier in the draft, I love BJs! |
| 128 | Tamales | Lastings Milledge | OF | |
| 129 | Panzas | Justin Verlander | P | Fixed and reposted by Fox |
| 130 | Bombers | Ricky Nolasco | P | |
| Round 14 |
| 131 | Bombers | Cameron Maybin | OF | Gamblin' on Cameron |
| 132 | Panzas | Howie Kendrick | 2B | posted by sobo. He goes at MI for Babs |
| 133 | Tamales | Brett Myers | P | will be out tomorrow until mid-afternoon. happy drafting! |
| 134 | Busters | Adrian Beltre | 3B | Per PT Gabes |
| 135 | Expectorators | Jonathan Broxton | P | Lot riskier than Jenks, but I Jumped outta airplanes, and I like the the K's, man. |
| 136 | Cutters | John Danks | P | "Keep it going" he sez. Per PT Hans |
| 137 | Foxes | Coco Crisp | OF | Once again a Fox .. I'm kookoo for coco. |
| 138 | Mazins | Ryan Dempster | P | |
| 139 | Nuts | Shin-Soo Choo | OF | Ah, Choo! What a draft! |
| 140 | Jackers | Fransisco Cordero | P | Solid on an improving Reds team |
| Round 15 |
| 141 | Jackers | Bengie Molina | C | 500+ at bats hard to find at C |
| 142 | Nuts | Chris Iannetta | C | Posted by Gabes |
| 143 | Mazins | Carlos Gomez | OF | Can't believe that I got snaked on both Bengie Molina and Chris Iannetta. |
| 144 | Foxes | Mike Jacobs | UT | UT! Screw it. Just don't think he should still be on the board. |
| 145 | Cutters | carlos pena | 1B | Hopefully Al has heard of him |
| 146 | Expectorators | Delmon Young | OF | Terry says: "I thought about DeJesus, but I didn't want to be a homey". Posted by Gabes |
| 147 | Busters | Adam Jones | OF | I'm Jonesin' with a potential 20/20 guy who has said he plans to steal 30 or more bases this season. Not bad for the 15th round! |
| 148 | Tamales | Gil Meche | P | Posted by Gabes |
| 149 | Panzas | Brian Fuentes | P | |
| 150 | Bombers | Jorge Cantu | UT | Posted by Al. Mags says I snaked him with my Fuentes pick... so I guess he had heard of him! |
| Round 16 |
| 151 | Bombers | Conor Jackson | OF | Al comments: With Huff, Delgado, Cantu and now Jackson, Mags is looking to corner the market on 1B eligible players. |
| 152 | Panzas | Matt Garza | P | Bested Jon Lester and the Bosox twice in the post-season, not a bad # starter behind Shields and Kazmir |
| 153 | Tamales | Derrek Lee | 1B | Preety quick! |
| 154 | Busters | Josh Johnson | P | |
| 155 | Expectorators | Rich Harden | P | Broxton....Harden....WTF. |
| 156 | Cutters | Jorge Posada | C | all healed up and ready to go, I hope |
| 157 | Foxes | Kevin Slowey | P | Wieters blows |
| 158 | Mazins | Dioner Navarro | C | I'll let Jack or Prep take the bait Fox laid out. |
| 159 | Nuts | Jose Lopez | 2B | Ole', Jose! |
| 160 | Jackers | Juan Pierre | OF | Steals and steals only |
| Round 17 |
| 161 | Jackers | Bobby Jenks | P | Time for a good year |
| 162 | Nuts | Jim Thome | UT | Posted by Andy: I give Prep Thome because he isn't home, eh? |
| 163 | Mazins | Ryan Zimmerman | 3B | No joke here. |
| 164 | Foxes | Chris Carpenter | P | |
| 165 | Cutters | Pat Burrell | OF | Lots of HRs and avg will improve in AL. Ter - finally time to take him |
| 166 | Expectorators | Mike Aviles | SS | Wasn't so hard after all. |
| 167 | Busters | Nelson Cruz | UT | |
| 168 | Tamales | David DeJesus | OF | |
| 169 | Panzas | Rick Ankiel | OF | Quickest pick this draft.... just hoping it proves to be a GOOD one |
| 170 | Bombers | Ted Lilly | P | Al and Mags turning the corner.... |
| Round 18 |
| 171 | Bombers | Eric Bedard | P | ...like greased lightning... |
| 172 | Panzas | Elijah Dukes | OF | ...and it's back to you, Sobo! |
| 173 | Tamales | Mike Gonzalez | P | |
| 174 | Busters | Rickie Weeks | 2B | |
| 175 | Expectorators | Scott Baker | P | I like this kid, Pearson. |
| 176 | Cutters | kelly Johnson | 2B | Soon boarding a flight in Nashville. Will check status when I land at 5:30 |
| 177 | Foxes | Brian Wilson | P | |
| 178 | Mazins | Paul Konerko | UT | Go South Side |
| 179 | Nuts | Gavin Floyd | P | A comer. |
| 180 | Jackers | Johnny Cueto | P | Both Dominican Dandys from Cincy are now Pussjackers! |
| Round 19 |
| 181 | Jackers | Mike Cameron | OF | Need the steals and HRs |
| 182 | Nuts | Randy Wolf | P | The big, the bad... |
| 183 | Mazins | Alexi Casilla | 2B | |
| 184 | Foxes | Mike Napoli | C | We are in the "end game". |
| 185 | Cutters | Chad Qualls | P | hard to find a closer with his spot guaranteed |
| 186 | Expectorators | Jair Jurrjens | P | Or HETF you spell it. |
| 187 | Busters | Randy Johnson | P | Got Josh, so let's add Randy as he gets his 300th and many more this year! |
| 188 | Tamales | Randy Winn | UT | Wanted Winn or the Unit. Gabes- great pick. |
| 189 | Panzas | Matt Cain | P | And I trust Cain will be more than Able |
| 190 | Bombers | Mark DeRosa | OF | Jersey guy- he'll kick your ass |
| Round 20 |
| 191 | Bombers | Derek Lowe | P | |
| 192 | Panzas | Aaron Harang | P | |
| 193 | Tamales | K.Escobar | P | |
| 194 | Busters | James Loney | 1B | |
| 195 | Expectorators | Jeremy Guthrie | P | Man, this middle o' the draft friggin' ROX, man. And I'm not patting mice elf on the back. Teamwork, baby. Teamwork. |
| 196 | Cutters | Clayton Kershaw | P | |
| 197 | Foxes | Paul Maholm | P | |
| 198 | Mazins | David Price | P | To start your day.. |
| 199 | Nuts | Joe Saunders | P | |
| 200 | Jackers | Milton Bradley | OF | I figured it was worth a chance as I had a health care career |
| Round 21 |
| 201 | Jackers | Matt Capps | P | Fox told me to go long on closers early |
| 202 | Nuts | J.P.Howell | P | Posted as a provisional by Andy |
| 203 | Mazins | Ivan Rodriguez | C | One more year, Pudge .. |
| 204 | Foxes | Placido Polanco | 2B | Posted by Andy as a provisional |
| 205 | Cutters | Joe Blanton | P | Solid after being traded to the Phils in 08. Should continue the strong effort |
| 206 | Expectorators | Billy Butler | 1B | |
| 207 | Busters | Ubaldo Jimenez | P | Anybody named Ubaldo has to be a Buster! |
| 208 | Tamales | John Smoltz | P | |
| 209 | Panzas | Frank Francisco | P | Good k ratio, strong September, 5 for 5 on saves. Hopefully Texas is committed to this clown. |
| 210 | Bombers | Scherzer | P | Al posting for Mags |
| Round 22 |
| 211 | Bombers | Kurt Suzuki | C | Al posting for Mags |
| 212 | Panzas | A J Pierzynski | C | And the run on Catchers is now on! |
| 213 | Tamales | Jered Weaver | P | Posted by Gabes |
| 214 | Busters | Khalil Greene | SS | No longer in hitter unfriendly San Diego and once again healthy, I'm hoping for a bounce back season to his 2007 numbers now that he's in St. Louis with Pujols. |
| 215 | Expectorators | Akinori Iwamura | 2B | |
| 216 | Cutters | Oliver Perez | P | Terry - I liked your pick. Too bad you had enough pitching.... |
| 217 | Foxes | Jason Motte | P | |
| 218 | Mazins | Chien-Ming Wang | P | It's my buddy, Wang. He's from the right side of the wall. |
| 219 | Nuts | Michael Bourn | OF | Fleet of foot...look for him to break out and hit .235. |
| 220 | Jackers | Yadier Molina | C | The best of the rest |
| Round 23 |
| 221 | Jackers | Yunel Escobar | UT | Looking forward to the last pick! |
| 222 | Nuts | Fred Lewis | OF | A little of this, a little of that... |
| 223 | Mazins | Brandon Morrow | P | |
| 224 | Foxes | Mike Fotenot | 2B | Posted by Andy |
| 225 | Cutters | John Baker | C | taking a flyer. wtf... |
| 226 | Expectorators | Gerald Laird | C | Gabes got on my ass, or I woulda waited 'til tomorrow. |
| 227 | Busters | Ramon Hernandez | C | |
| 228 | Tamales | Hank Blalock | 3B | Guys- I am out tomorow am, but can take Felipe Lopez at 2B without getting snaked. Great job to all during the draft- 9+ days could be a record! |
| 229 | Panzas | Carlos Guillen | 3B | |
| 230 | Bombers | Jeff Francoeur | OF | |
| Round 24 |
| 231 | Bombers | Joel Hanrahan | P | I'm done with this draft |
| 232 | Panzas | Ryan Theriot | SS | Per public email from da Panzas |
| 233 | Tamales | Felipe Lopez | 2B | Per public email from Sobo |
| 234 | Busters | Wandy Rodriguez | P | I'm offering 20/10 or 10/5 bets to any who want them. |
| 235 | Expectorators | Taylor Teagarden, TEx | C | A whim. At this point, it's who can do the least damage. |
| 236 | Cutters | Eric Byrnes, AZ | UT | Per PT Hans, and I quote: #@%&*'er better steal 50 this year! |
| 237 | Foxes | Chase Headley | OF | Awesome job guys!!! |
| 238 | Mazins | Joey Devine | P | Will take action from all comers this year. Any price, any offer, any challenges accepted. Only God can stop the Mazins now. |
| 239 | Nuts | Hong-Chih Kuo | P | Pretty glorious draft for the Nuts. |
| 240 | Jackers | David Bush | P | How fitting that I end up with a Bush on my team! I should have picked him sooner knowing that Prep and Andy wouldn't |