P# |
Team |
Player |
POS |
Pithy Comment |
Round 1 |
1 | Tamales | Alex Rodriquez | 3B | we're close enough. Let the fun begin.
posted by Hans for Sobo |
2 | Cutters | Albert Pujols | 1B | foundation of the Cutters championship team in '06! |
3 | PussJackers | Vladdy Guerrero | OF | Vladdy will be healthy in 2006!! |
4 | Ballbusters | Mark Teixeira | 1B | I love this guy! |
5 | Red Foxes | Manny Ramirez | OF | Just following orders from the ICC. TE |
6 | Electric Pinstripes | Miguel Tejada | SS | Two years in a row! Hope he's a happy camper... |
7 | Expectorators | Carl Crawford | OF | I know. Last year, he had the same OPS as Jeff Cirillo. But He's a Tampa Bay, Devil Ray. I like the way that rhymes. |
8 | Bombers | David Ortiz | 1B | McGee called. I told him he was eligible at 1B. If he's not, sue me. |
9 | Mazins | Victor Martinez | C | Sometimes there's just a player that you want on your team... |
10 | Leathernuts | Derrick Lee | 1B | Prep -- I entered this for you. Fox |
11 | Panzas | Miguel Cabrera | 3B | I hope the Marlins can get some runners on base for him |
Round 2 |
12 | Panzas | Bobby Abreu | OF | 5 category guy. I hope he's not one year too old at 32 |
13 | Leathernuts | Jason Bay | OF | The future is now. |
14 | Mazins | Chase Utley | 2B | Utterly Fantastic Pick |
15 | Bombers | David Wright | 3B | posted by Fox |
16 | Expectorators | Chone Figgins | 2B | I'm gonna run the Mazins asses into the ground! |
17 | Electric Pinstripes | Alfonso Soriano | 2B | The best laid plans... |
18 | Red Foxes | Johan Santana | P | Loved the Abraxas album |
19 | Ballbusters | Jose Reyes | SS | |
20 | PussJackers | Michael Young | SS | He is the man! |
21 | Cutters | Grady Sizemore | OF | Fixed by TJ |
22 | Tamales | Ichiro | OF | welcome back to tamale alum- no starting fixing the BA!! |
Round 3 |
23 | Tamales | Travis Hafner | 1B | the next teixeira |
24 | Cutters | Jimmy Rollins | SS | run, Jimmy, run |
25 | PussJackers | Scott Rolen | 3B | He owes me from last year. What I lost because of him would have paid for one of his surgeries! |
26 | Ballbusters | Carlos Beltran | OF | He REALLY owes me this year after I took him in front of A-Rod last year. Almost took him last round. If he's gonna rebound, it'll be with the Busters. |
27 | Red Foxes | Aramis Ramirez | 3B | I am cornering the Ramirezs. |
28 | Electric Pinstripes | Ryan Howard | 1B | |
29 | Expectorators | Carlos Lee | OF | |
30 | Bombers | Gary Sheffield | OF | Uncle Dwight needs the bail money |
31 | Mazins | Juan Pierre | OF | Can't let the expectorators run too far in front of me |
32 | Leathernuts | Joe Nathan | P | The site wouldn't let me enter Jeff Blauser |
33 | Panzas | Carlos Delgado | 1B | I have to have at least one Met |
Round 4 |
34 | Panzas | Hideki Matsui | OF | And at least one Yankee... trade bait for McGee. |
35 | Leathernuts | Chris Carpenter | P | What else can you do when there's no Jeff Blauser? Admit it. You all wish that you had my team at this point. |
36 | Mazins | Todd Helton | 1B | Health care issues be damned. Still here in round 4? I'll take him. |
37 | Bombers | Francisco Rodriguez | P | |
38 | Expectorators | Lance Berkman | 1B | An old bud, a new position |
39 | Electric Pinstripes | Mariano Rivera | P | |
40 | Red Foxes | Jake Peavy | P | In the middle of student conferences I still can make a great pick! |
41 | Ballbusters | Roy Halladay | P | |
42 | PussJackers | Adam Dunn | 1B | |
43 | Cutters | Eric Chavez | 3B | a Billy Bean product who homers alot, I hope |
44 | Tamales | Vernon Wells | OF | finally in a solid lineup |
Round 5 |
45 | Tamales | Brad Lidge | P | the best closer around, and an ND grad to boot! |
46 | Cutters | Andruw Jones | OF | a repeat of last year's numbers would be nice |
47 | PussJackers | Billy Wagner | P | Should get alot of saves with an improved Met lineup! |
48 | Ballbusters | B.J. Ryan | P | |
49 | Red Foxes | Paul Konerko | 1B | roto draft, march madness, bay hill -- this is fun! |
50 | Electric Pinstripes | Hank Blaylock | 3B | |
51 | Expectorators | Jeff Kent | 2B | Lots of options here, even after Fox's pick. I could do a lot worse. |
52 | Bombers | Derek Jeter | SS | More money in the bank. |
53 | Mazins | Huston Street | P | Happy Saint Paddy's Day |
54 | Leathernuts | Joe Mauer | C | Home grown. That's the way I like it, uh huh. |
55 | Panzas | Roy Oswalt | P | A stud |
Round 6 |
56 | Panzas | Pedro Martinez | P | Better offense + Billy Wagner + healthy?? = Lotsa Wins! |
57 | Leathernuts | Dontrelle Willis | P | Russ Feingold told me to do it. |
58 | Mazins | Randy Johnson | P | 17 wins last year? He owes me. |
59 | Bombers | Matt Holiday | OF | Al's Oswalt pick made up my mind |
60 | Expectorators | Richie Sexson | 1B | 40 taters, please. To go with the corned beef. |
61 | Electric Pinstripes | Rafael Furcal | SS | |
62 | Red Foxes | Coco Crisp | OF | Ikey snaked Fox. He wanted Furcal. Takes the Crispie one instead. Posted by Gabes. |
63 | Ballbusters | Jim Thome | 1B | This pick is in honor of Kirby Puckett. Thome's one of the best people in baseball. Here's betting on a bounce back, too. |
64 | PussJackers | Carlos Zambrano | P | Happy Sein Padrik's Day to you amigos
Carlos |
65 | Cutters | Jason Isringhausen | P | he contributed two years ago. hopefully again in 06 |
66 | Tamales | Rich Harden | P | Oakland ace |
Round 7 |
67 | Tamales | Felipe Lopez | SS | Snaked by Ikey with Furcal, Felipe is solid across the board |
68 | Cutters | Marcus Giles | 2B | posted by sobo |
69 | PussJackers | Johnny Damon | OF | He should score 200 runs this season |
70 | Ballbusters | Morgan Ensberg | 3B | posted by Sobo |
71 | Red Foxes | Julio Lugo | SS | me and Lugo down by the schoolyard |
72 | Electric Pinstripes | Jonny Gomes | OF | |
73 | Expectorators | Jhonny Peralta | SS | Mama might be dyslexic, but her son can mash. |
74 | Bombers | Jorge Cantu | 2B | Jorge Can do! |
75 | Mazins | Scott Podsednik | OF | Andy says "Run Terry, run!" -posted by Mags (Go U-Albany!) |
76 | Leathernuts | Chad Cordero | P | This Chad will be hanging K's. |
77 | Panzas | Francsico Cordero | P | Consecutive Cordero's |
Round 8 |
78 | Panzas | Rickie Weeks | 2B | 2B is getting kinda thin after Rickie and a few others... |
79 | Leathernuts | Brian Roberts | 2B | |
80 | Mazins | Pat Burrell | OF | Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. Pat the Bat is a Mazin. |
81 | Bombers | Aaron Rowand | OF | Andy picked the wrong Phillies OF |
82 | Expectorators | Mark Buehrle | P | Let's see Peralta's mom spell that name. |
83 | Electric Pinstripes | Jason Varitek | C | |
84 | Red Foxes | Mark Loretta | 2B | just noticed - 2b is getting kinda thin .. |
85 | Ballbusters | Tadahito Iguchi | 2B | Ozzie called him his unsung hero last year. His reward this year is to move to six in the order where he can swing away and steal more. I love this guy! |
86 | PussJackers | Jeff Francoeur | OF | Lots of vowels and offense |
87 | Cutters | Chad Tracy | OF | flexibility |
88 | Tamales | Torii Hunter | OF | Gabes- THIS is the Puckett pick! |
Round 9 |
89 | Tamales | John Lackey | P | KKKKKKKKK |
90 | Cutters | Josh Beckett | P | wrong Sox, but I like him anyway |
91 | PussJackers | John Smoltz | P | Steady! Steady! |
92 | Ballbusters | Brian Giles | OF | |
93 | Red Foxes | Troy Glaus | 3B | Pick relayed from Fox to Kathy to Ike. Teamwork! |
94 | Electric Pinstripes | Trevor Hoffman | P | |
95 | Expectorators | Jason Schmidt | P | In honor of his brewery in St. Paul. |
96 | Bombers | Bartolo Colon | P | Snaked by my old roomie |
97 | Mazins | Melvin Mora | 3B | Mazins. You can not stop them,you can only hope to contain them... |
98 | Leathernuts | Andy Pettitte | P | Hopefully he'll hold up. |
99 | Panzas | Cliff Floyd | OF | Let's Go Mets... and ranked #10 in current SI |
Round 10 |
100 | Panzas | Ben Sheets | P | I may be a few Sheets to the wind as I make this picks... but hopeful Ben is healthy |
101 | Leathernuts | Chris Capuano | P | Another Brewer. |
102 | Mazins | Tim Hudson | P | Another pitcher who owes me ......
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103 | Bombers | Ryan Dempster | P | I miss Willo's bonehead picks |
104 | Expectorators | Jim Edmonds | OF | Option year boy, and a good one. |
105 | Electric Pinstripes | Felix Hernandez | P | |
106 | Red Foxes | Gagne | P | with a spoon |
107 | Ballbusters | Brandon Webb | P | |
108 | PussJackers | Craig Biggio | 2B | Lots of pop for 2B |
109 | Cutters | Bob Wickman | P | |
110 | Tamales | Brian Fuentes | P | Fox got me with Gagne, but this guy has some heat. Looks like closers are getting kinda thin.... |
Round 11 |
111 | Tamales | Randy Winn | OF | 5 tool guy in round 11? are you KIDDING me? |
112 | Cutters | Javy Lopez | C | not sure about 5 tools, but at least a hammer and wrench |
113 | PussJackers | Cliff Lee | P | |
114 | Ballbusters | Derrick Turnbow | P | |
115 | Red Foxes | Junior Griffey | OF | TJ picking for Dan (er, Dad). |
116 | Electric Pinstripes | Aubrey Huff | OF | |
117 | Expectorators | Chipper Jones | 3B | Nice snake, Ikey. I shoulda taken him last round. |
118 | Bombers | Edgar Renteria | SS | You'll see |
119 | Mazins | Nomar Garciaparra | SS | Lots of snakes around here |
120 | Leathernuts | Shawn Green | OF | As in, "The Green Machine" |
121 | Panzas | Barry Bonds | OF | And now I dance with the devil... hopefully a healthy devil, but we do have unlimited reserve moves this year, so what the hell |
Round 12 |
122 | Panzas | Clint Barmes | SS | Would have taken before Renteria and Garciaparra |
123 | Leathernuts | Jermaine Dye | OF | Live and let Dye. |
124 | Mazins | Curt Schilling | P | Since this is fantasy baseball, I'll fantasize that he isn't an asshole and that he'll be healthy this year. Time to go watch the Sopranos. |
125 | Bombers | Robinson Cano | UT | Like Cantu, Cano Can Do 2. |
126 | Expectorators | Magglio Ordonez | OF | Hey Mags! I'm taking Mags! |
127 | Electric Pinstripes | Dan Haren | P | |
128 | Red Foxes | Brett Myers | P | Local boy makes good. |
129 | Ballbusters | Brad Wilkerson | OF | Sorry for the delay, guys. Had a 3 hours baseball practice and then a basketball banquet to attend. Just got back and saw it was my pick! |
130 | PussJackers | Jason Giambi | 1B | I like the Yankees |
131 | Cutters | John Patterson | P | I need the K's |
132 | Tamales | Ramon Hernandez | C | Catchers are getting kinda thin, too..... |
Round 13 |
133 | Tamales | Noah Lowry | P | |
134 | Cutters | Barry Zito | P | |
135 | PussJackers | AJ Burnett | P | |
136 | Ballbusters | Matt Cain | P | |
137 | Red Foxes | Raul Ibanez | OF | haughtily ignoring the run on starting pitchers |
138 | Electric Pinstripes | Scott Kazmir | P | |
139 | Expectorators | Geoff Jenkins | OF | 28 dingers, man. Youse guys are pitcher happy. |
140 | Bombers | Ivan Rodriquez | C | posted by the mazins. Mags picks on the fly. Him a man. |
141 | Mazins | Mike Sweeney | 1B | Old Reliable |
142 | Leathernuts | A.J. Pierzynski | C | Not as Old Reliable |
143 | Panzas | Armando Benitez | P | One of the very few solid relievers left. If you don't have your two by now... you had better move fast |
Round 14 |
144 | Panzas | Willy Taveras | OF | BA and Runs and Lotsa steals... lotsa ABs w/ Berkman at first |
145 | Leathernuts | Jeremy Burnitz | OF | Should still be some taters in his patch. |
146 | Mazins | Daniel Cabrera | P | Ay, Carumba! |
147 | Bombers | Mark Mulder | P | posted by Mazins: Agent Scully says expectorators team looks like suspected aliens. |
148 | Expectorators | Zach Duke | P | |
149 | Electric Pinstripes | Jose Guillen | OF | |
150 | Red Foxes | Reggie Sanders | OF | Hoping the twilight of his career turns into a beautiful sunset. |
151 | Ballbusters | M.Bradley | OF | the board game, posted by Sobo |
152 | PussJackers | Craig Counsell | 2B | His Dad was my freshman coach.
PS - Mike Brey bloooooowwwwwwwwwwsssssss |
153 | Cutters | Kevin Mench | OF | Sobo, I hope you weren't expecting this Ranger to be available |
154 | Tamales | JD Drew | OF | rolling the bones..... |
Round 15 |
155 | Tamales | Placido Polanco | 2B | like babs said, 2B is getting kinda thin.... |
156 | Cutters | Jason Lane | OF | staying in the state of Texas... |
157 | PussJackers | Jorge Josada | C | Wish I was right-handed. It doesn't take much to make $4mil as a catcher |
158 | Ballbusters | Justin Morneau | UT | posted by Sobo; Fox was called |
159 | Red Foxes | Derek Lowe | P | |
160 | Electric Pinstripes | Kenji Johjima | UT | |
161 | Expectorators | Shea Hillenbrand | UT | Good insurance, cheap. |
162 | Bombers | C.C. Sabathia | P | DON'T PAY THE RANSOM! I ESCAPED!! |
163 | Mazins | Alou, Giants | OF | Ya gotta love a guy who pisses on his hands to strengthen his batting grip. |
164 | Leathernuts | Luis Gonzalez | OF | For old times' sake. |
165 | Panzas | Lyle Overbay | 1B | Struggling for a pithy comment.... |
Round 16 |
166 | Panzas | Mike Piazza | C | A shadow of his former self... but better than the rest, and a sentimental fave |
167 | Leathernuts | Eddie Guardado | P | Everyday Eddie. |
168 | Mazins | Jose Valverde | P | How do the Mazins keep making those amazing picks? |
169 | Bombers | Jeremy Hermida | OF | The Mags has spoken. |
170 | Expectorators | Ryan Freel | OF | Wave bye-bye to the Mazins. |
171 | Electric Pinstripes | Jeremy Bonderman | P | |
172 | Red Foxes | Josh Willingham | C | Ha ha ha - snaked you all!! |
173 | Ballbusters | Jacque Jones | OF | |
174 | PussJackers | Livan Hernandez | P | |
175 | Cutters | Ronnie Belliard | 2B | |
176 | Tamales | Rocco Baldelli | UT | may dh, but who cares as long as he hits |
Round 17 |
177 | Tamales | Kelvim Escobar | P | Starters are getting kinda thin.... |
178 | Cutters | Javier Vazquez | P | hans' first pale hose, posted by sobo |
179 | PussJackers | John Garland - CHW | P | Stick with the system |
180 | Ballbusters | Mark Prior | P | Yeah, I know he's hurt right now, but your teams will be hurt when he comes back in early May. Hey, it's the 17th round! |
181 | Red Foxes | Joey Gathright | OF | Not the best available OF but the only one who might steal 40 bases. Run Joey Run. |
182 | Electric Pinstripes | Curtis Granderson | OF | |
183 | Expectorators | Bobby Jenks | P | Sorry boys, I was out getting laid. Twice. |
184 | Bombers | Doug Davis | P | Can't keep up with Terry |
185 | Mazins | Jay Gibbons | OF | OF is getting thin indeed. Mazins may have to get Felipe back in the game |
186 | Leathernuts | Freddy Garcia | P | Andy: I almost took George Herman Ruth, but I thought you would want him. |
187 | Panzas | Matt Clement | P | Prep grabbed my #2 Garcia, but Clement plus my next pick were my #1 amd #3 choices |
Round 18 |
188 | Panzas | Kevin Millwood | P | Millwood goes 7 solid innings for W, F Cordero gets the S. Get used to it. |
189 | Leathernuts | J. Encarnacion | OF | |
190 | Mazins | Ryan Zimmerman | SS | Now THAT'S a snake. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now EVERYBODY must get stoned! |
191 | Bombers | Michael Barrett | C | Unless Ikey wants to trade for Yogi Berra |
192 | Expectorators | E. Santana | P | Oye Como Va |
193 | Electric Pinstripes | David DeJesus | OF | Can't go wrong with a name like that! (First pithy comment since the 2nd Round...with good reason) |
194 | Red Foxes | Adrian Beltre | UT | Needed some power to balance out all that speed that Gathright brings to the team. |
195 | Ballbusters | Brady Clark | OF | |
196 | PussJackers | Kenny Lofton | OF | Posted by Gabes |
197 | Cutters | Cory Sullivan | OF | posted by Sobo |
198 | Tamales | Kerry Wood | P | owes me from last year... |
Round 19 |
199 | Tamales | Chris Shelton | 1B | we'll see |
200 | Cutters | Jose Contreras | P | posted by Sobo |
201 | PussJackers | Tom Gordon | P | |
202 | Ballbusters | aaron harang | P | posted by sobo |
203 | Red Foxes | Jon Lieber | P | Local boy. Throws well. |
204 | Electric Pinstripes | Chris Young | P | |
205 | Expectorators | Joe Blanton | P | I know. The suspense was killing you. Now back to "Lost". |
206 | Bombers | Preston Wilson | OF | It's about time |
207 | Mazins | Prince Fielder | UT | Ah.... Zimmerman got me to fall off the wagon. I'm addicted to rookies.... Glad I was able to hold off this long. Help me.
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208 | Leathernuts | Jeff Suppan | P | A proven performer. |
209 | Panzas | Craig Monroe | OF | Who names their black son "Craig"? |
Round 20 |
210 | Panzas | Pedro Feliz | UT | Hoping for a Feliz Navidad w/ my Roto winnings |
211 | Leathernuts | Dmitri Young, Tigers | 1B | Best pick of the draft for the Leathernuts |
212 | Mazins | Austin Kearns, Reds | OF | Another player who owes me. Still here in round 20? Steal of the draft. Ha ha ha. |
213 | Bombers | Chris Ray | P | A Ray of hope |
214 | Expectorators | Erik Bedard | P | Let's see what uncle Leo can do for his 2nd half stats. |
215 | Electric Pinstripes | Oliver Perez | P | |
216 | Red Foxes | Bobby Crosby | SS | Ter snaked me AGAIN and now all the remaining pitchers look the same to me .. so I took a SS. |
217 | Ballbusters | Bengie Molina | C | |
218 | PussJackers | Dan Johnson - OAK | UT | |
219 | Cutters | Yadier Molina | C | Benji's little brother in St. Louis |
220 | Tamales | Mike Cameron | OF | Sorry guys, had a lunch mtg |
Round 21 |
221 | Tamales | Tim Wakefield | P | another Tamale alum |
222 | Cutters | Jake Westbrook | P | Jake for the W, Wickman for the Save - slim pickins' |
223 | PussJackers | Paul LoDuca | C | LoDuca and Posada - New York! New York! What a wonderful town!
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224 | Ballbusters | Esteban Loaiza | P | |
225 | Red Foxes | Aaron Heilman | P | a Domer! |
226 | Electric Pinstripes | Nick Johnson | 1B | posted by Fox .. Ike wanted Dan Johnson but he was just taken so he takes Nick Johnson .. he wants to be able to brag about his big Johnson. |
227 | Expectorators | Greg Maddux | P | Coastin' home, whistling, when all of a sudden Hans and Gabes bite me in the ass with Westbrook and Loaiza. As For Greg, I saw 4 of his losses on WGN last year. He pitched good, but man did the Cubbies play bad. That goes for Dusty, too. --Rocky Bridges |
228 | Bombers | Tom Glavine | P | He wants 300 Wins. I hope he reaches it this year! |
229 | Mazins | Gustavo Chacin | P | Juice-sta'-vo Cha-seen. Andy's words posted by Gabes. |
230 | Leathernuts | Ray Durham | 2B | Chew on that pick, lads. |
231 | Panzas | Mike Mussina, NY | P | Da Moose is loose. |
Round 22 |
232 | Panzas | Brad Penny | P | His value is close to his namesake. |
233 | Leathernuts | Brandon Inge | 3B | Can you hear the ring of Inge ding dingers? |
234 | Mazins | Ryan Doumit | C | yM tsrif kcip saw miT nedloG - posted by sgaM |
235 | Bombers | Edwin Encarnacion | 3B | The right Encarnacion pick |
236 | Expectorators | Brian McCann, ATL | C | Better projected #s than dimwit. I mean, Doumit. |
237 | Electric Pinstripes | Dave Roberts | OF | Need them stolen bases!If he could just hit above .250... |
238 | Red Foxes | Mike Lieberthal | C | Hope he returns to form .. at least somewhat |
239 | Ballbusters | Matt Morris | P | posted by sobo |
240 | PussJackers | Bronson Arroyo | P | |
241 | Cutters | Jeff Weaver | P | Dream weaver |
242 | Tamales | Ryan Madson | P | A lot of studying went into this one..... |
Round 23 |
243 | Tamales | Johnny Estrada | C | Catchers are getting kinda thin...... |
244 | Cutters | Joe Crede | 3B | hope he continues the strong play from the World Series |
245 | PussJackers | Mark Kotsay, Oakland | OF | A lightening quick pick |
246 | Ballbusters | Rod Barajas, Texas | C | He Baroooooooooowwwwwwwwsssss. |
247 | Red Foxes | Todd Jones | P | $11 million .. 23rd round. Only in America. |
248 | Electric Pinstripes | Jae Seo | P | Sounds like a martial arts style... |
249 | Expectorators | Francisco Liriano, MIN | P | Now, if Terry Ryan & Gardenhire get their heads out their asses, THIS could be the steal of the draft. |
250 | Bombers | Mike Gonzalez, Ptt | P | Fox here. Mags just called me from the road. I have his picks, Andy's picks, and Albert's picks. I'll check during time outs.. |
251 | Mazins | Radke | P | |
252 | Leathernuts | David Eckstein | SS | A plugger. |
253 | Panzas | Khalil Greene, San Diego | SS | Clemson boy. Lots of potential. |
Round 24 |
254 | Panzas | Jason Kendall, Pirates | C | Once a top catcher pick. Maybe he will return to glory. Panzas are done! |
255 | Leathernuts | Conor Jackson | UT | NL ROY. Book it. |
256 | Mazins | MACDOUGAL | P | Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know....... |
257 | Bombers | Dave Dellucci | OF | Worth waiting for.. |
258 | Expectorators | John Buck | C | posted by Fox |
259 | Electric Pinstripes | Jason LaRue | C | No comment. |
260 | Red Foxes | Verlander | P | This may have been a little too early to take this kid -- by about a year. But we will see. |
261 | Ballbusters | Hanley Ramirez | SS | |
262 | PussJackers | Emil Brown | OF | |
263 | Cutters | Matt Murton | UT | may as well take a Cub if I'm going to watch and listen to them |
264 | Tamales | Orlando Cabrera | SS | And the Lord said "The last shall be first". Congratulations to the Tamales, the 2006 Rotobaseball champions. |