CyberZahm Fantasy Baseball Draft 2005

Completed Picks

P# Team Player POS Pithy Comment
Round 1
1TerryAlbert Pujols1BIt's after midnight EST, so I guess we can start this thing. Prep, you're up. And I have Gabes' provisionals. Play ball!!
2PrepVladimir GuerreroOF...Because Blauser was not available
3GabesCarlos BeltranOFHe wanted to meet a Met. Greetings, Hans! You won't be getting Carlos back this year.
4Hansalex rodriquez3BI'm shocked and thrilled A Rod is available 4th
5IkeMiguel TejadaSS
6WilloBobby AbreuOFJust brillance gentlemen.....
7AlAnthManny RamirezOFIkey, Nice pick with Tejada. We were hoping he slid to us. Oh well, we'll take the laziest player in MLB. Sobo's up!
8SoboIchiro SuzukiOFSobo said he called Jack over two hours ago with this pick. He left Jack a message. Jack must be AWOL. Gabes
9JackTodd Helton1BJack is still picking light years ahead of dead beat Willo. I know Fox will help us turn the corner this evening!!
10FoxAlfonso Soriano2BLooks like all the good players are gone.
11MagsGary SheffieldOF
12AndyBarry BondsOF
Round 2
13AndyRandy JohnsonP
14MagsAdrian Beltre3BAndy snaked me big time with the Big Unit
15FoxDerek JeterSSWill lead majors in runs scored
16JackScott Rolen3BI will give Sobo a call as I am sure he is awake at 5:30 on the west coast.
17SoboMark Teixeira1Bgreetings from the land of fruits and nuts.
18AlAnthJohan SantanaPWillo's up!
19WilloCurt SchillingPThe boob award for the first round of the draft was the pick of Ichiro two rounds early. Congrats....
20IkeCarl CrawfordOFOn to Hans!
21HansJim EdmondsOFin the middle of stacked Cardinals lineup
22GabesJason SchmidtP
23PrepMiguel CabreraOFA bopper - just watch and see.
24TerryJuan PierreOF
Round 3
25TerryJim Thome1B
26PrepRoy OswaltP
27GabesMarcus Giles2B
28HansMichael YoungSSPrep snaked me with Oswalt.
29IkeDavid Ortiz1BI hope Papi still has some pop in his bat!
30WilloEdgar RenteriaSSBoner pick for Round 2-M. Giles
31AlAnthAdam DunnOFSnaked again by Ikey! I guess we bought the same magazines.
32SoboCorey PattersonOF
33JackScott PodsednikOFForget about stolen bases, boys.
34FoxBen SheetsPHeading home now .. don't know why Jack didn't enter my provisional
35MagsHideki MatsuiOFGodzilla's a Bomber! Bonsai!!
36AndyNomar GarciaparaSS
Round 4
37AndyAubrey Huff1B
38MagsBrad LidgePTom Joyce is a genius!
39FoxAramis Ramirez3BGoodnight!
40JackEric GagnePMags, you snaked me with Lidge. I was looking forward to the Domer being on my team. Gagne will do however and he will have more saves than Lidge
41SoboVictor MartinezC
42AlAnthHank Blalock3B
43WilloEric Chavez3Blatest awfulness - Patterson&Dunn -too early
44IkeMariano RiveraP
45HansFrancisco RodriquezPanother excellent Rodriguez
46GabesJimmy RollinsSS
47PrepMelvin Mora3B
48TerryRafael FurcalSSGabes snaked me. Bastard.
Round 5
49TerryJeff Kent2BEarly, unless you consider the alternatives.
50PrepBrian Roberts2B
51GabesJustin Morneau1B
52HansAaron RowandOF
53IkeChipper Jones3B
54WilloJoe NathanPSorry, work got in the way!
55AlAnthKeith FoulkePWow, I waited 4 hours to make a pick and Willo bleeps me by taking Nathan! No jelly either! Bleep!
56SoboMike Lowell3BI just spoke to Sobo in the airport and he asked me to make the Lowell pick. It is not my fault Sobo picked him
57JackJake PeaveyPAfter 7:30pm, I am out until after 10:30pm.
58FoxCarlos LeeOFI'll be home in about an hour
59MagsDerrick Lee1BUpdated by webmaster, due to duplicate entry. 2005-03-17 9:40 (EST)
60AndyJavy LopezCI'm gay.
Round 6
61AndyTroy Glaus3BAnd proud of it!
62MagsCarlos Delgado1BAnd in case you missed it, Derrick Lee at 1B in rd 5 instead of Blalock.
63FoxPedro MartinezPNapoleon told me to "Vote for Pedro". Cause he's my daddy! Gosh!
64JackJohnny DamonOFWhat would Jackie do? Draft Johnny! After Carlos and Derrick, I thought Andy should have picked Bill Lee.
65SoboOliver PerezPJack, You got me big time!
66AlAnthPaul Konerko1BHopefully I shafted Willo with this pick!!!
67WilloTravis Hafner1B
68IkeIvan RodriguezC
69HansCarlos ZambranoPthanks Ikey, for breaking up my Rodriquez connection...
70GabesArmando BenitezP
71PrepJason IsringhausenPFixed by webmaster. 03-18-2005 16:00 (EST)
72TerryBrian GilesOFUpdated by webmaster. 03-18-2005 16:00 (EST)
Round 7
73TerryVernon WellsOFPrep took Izzie, RP, StL.
74PrepTorii HunterOFHome grown. For old times' sake.
75GabesDavid Wright3B
76HansSean Casey1B
77IkeShawn Green1BSnaked by Hans!
78WilloJose Vidro2BOut of here after a very busy week.
79AlAnthJose Reyes2BLets hope he can finally stay healthy!
80SoboOctavio DotelPJose Vidro? You have GOT to be kidding me!
81JackRoger ClemensPSince he is almost 11 years younger, I still think the Rocket is young!
82FoxAndruw JonesOF
83MagsJuan UribeSS
84AndyJason BayOF
Round 8
85AndyTim HudsonP
86MagsMark MulderPTwice I was ready to take a SP and twice his Andyness snaked me. I've had enough. Plus I hafta enter his dam picks for him.
87FoxJeff Bagwell1BLike him, don't love him .. but its round 8
88JackJose GuillenOFRemember, I took Ron Artest in Rotohoops. I like the Psychos
89SoboBrad WilkersonOFGotta go; tee time in an hour.
90AlAnthJosh BeckettPDue for that breakout season, here's hoping he stays healthy
91WilloMike MussinaPMy first Yankee ever!
92IkeChone Figgins2BI am such an idiot!!!
93HansTrevor HoffmanP
94GabesBilly WagnerP
95PrepMatt LawtonOFRound 8 pick.
96TerryLance BerkmanOFFour fifths of Berkman is worth two cases of Vidro.
Round 9
97TerryJD DrewOFThe line has been drawn.
98PrepJason VaritekC
99GabesSammy SosaOF
100HansMark Loretta2B
101IkeDanny KolbP
102WilloJorge PosadaC
103AlAnthMaglio OrdonezOFIf healthy all year, a great 9th round selection
104SoboBret Boone2BA/A- You guys got me on Mags!! We're going out to dinner, but will be back by 9 Central.
105JackRichard HildagoOFGo Lady Irish. Not pretty, but advanced to the next round in Fresno.
106FoxFrancisco CorderoPMags probably thinks this is a good pick
107MagsCarlos GuillenSS
108AndyB.J. RyanPJust back from Church.....
Round 10
109AndyRoy HalladayPI prayed for all of you ....
110MagsRich HardenPprovisional left by Mags .. Fox
111FoxCoco CrispOFI'm coo coo for Coco Crisp
112JackDurazoUTEntered by Mags
113SoboR. Sexson1BEntered by Mags, for the common good.
114AlAnthGuillermo MotaPSobo: I got you on Ordonez... you returned the favor w/ Sexson.
115WilloBraden LooperPat church-praying that Andy would make a pick!
116IkeOrlando CabreraSSIrish Festival today. You're all invited for next year. Excellent day! Guinness on every street corner, MILFs everywhere!
117HansTony Womack2Bwill score runs ahead of A-Rod
118GabesMark PriorP
119PrepSteve FinleyOFBecause growing old can be beautiful.
120TerryAJ BurnettPI prayed for Andy.....
Round 11
121TerryMark BuehrleP....and he bleeped me in the bleep.
122PrepEddie GuardadoPOn the mend. Will rule in the end.
123GabesMilton BradleyOF
124HansTroy PercivalPOff to play golf. can't wait
125IkeGarret AndersonOFA steal if he stays healthy!
126WilloGeoff JenkinsOF
127AlAnthJoe MauerCEven if the knee remains balky, should get ABs as DH
128SoboDanys BaezPNot much left....
129JackChase Utley2BSorry for the delay. This morning was a mess and we were not far enough along for provisionals. Onto Fox
130FoxJohn SmoltzPhey, at least Jack apologized! I'll call Mags at work.
131MagsCraig WilsonOFentered by Fox
132AndyDave RobertsOFHello San Diego!
Round 12
133AndyMike PiazzaCJust one more year, please.
134MagsJ JonesOFposted by Fox
135FoxAngel BerroaSSI have not been instructed to call Jack, so I won't!
136JackBarry ZitoPI have a good feeling about a comeback this year.
137SoboKerry WoodPRollin' da bones.....
138AlAnthPat BurrellOFWe are trusting that he (like everyone else)hated Larry Bowa, and will prosper under Charlie Manuel. Plus... he owes us from that debacle two years ago
139WilloPhil Nevin1BI cannot believe he is available. Too Bad!
140IkeKelvim EscobarP
141HansCarl PavanoPcalling Gabes. I'll check back in 2 hrs
142GabesFreddie GarciaPPosted by Sobo. Gabes will be back on line by 8:30-9 PM Central and ready to pick.
143PrepChris CarpenterPA little gas, but mostly class.
144TerryJavier VazquezPBack in the NL
Round 13
145TerryGreg MadduxPWho's Prior and Woods?
146PrepLivan HernandezPAround the block with him again.
147GabesPreston WilsonOF
148HansMatt HollidayOFthis will be the better Colorado outfielder
149IkeBrad RadkePEverybody needs a Twinkie...
150WilloRodrigo LopezP
151AlAnthMatt ClementPThought Willo would grap the new Red Sox Pitcher.
152SoboJeff WeaverPA/A- Got me again!
153JackEstradaCOnto Fox
154FoxJohn ThompsonPNB: Jack took Estrada, C
155MagsB ColonPposted by Fox
156AndyCCorderoPposted by Fox
Round 14
157AndyL FordOFNOVA!
158MagsJ MesaPNOVA!!
159FoxRamon HernandezCNOVA!!!!!!!!!
160JackKaz MatsuiSS
161SoboEric ByrnesOF
162AlAnthRandy WinnOFMatsui and Byrnes were both high on our list. But Winn will do nicely.
163WilloLuis Castillo2BMy home run threat!
164IkeJason KendallC
165HansJaret WrightPnot near a regular computer. assume he is not on DL list
166GabesTrot NixonOFposted by Sobo fo Gabes
167PrepJeremy BurnitzOFHe'll still hit a tater or two.
168TerryLarry WalkerUTZombies........
Round 15
169TerryKevin MenchOF....ate my neighbors! And Walker should be posted at UT.
170PrepJeff SuppanPOkay, so he's no Randy Johnson.
171GabesJeremy ReedOFposted by Sobo
172HansPaul Lo DucaCon to Ikey
173IkeRaul IbanezOF
174WilloKevin MillarOFBoston's everyday first baseman. On my!!
175AlAnthPedro FelizSSHe should get all the At bats left behind by Bonds and he qualifies at SS.
176SoboCesar IzturisSSA bargain in Round 15
177JackShingo TakatsuP
178FoxCraig MonroeOFHe's a steal!!
179MagsTodd Walker2BPosted by Andy. We're moving again!
180AndyDmitri Young1BHopefully he can supply some pop now that I sit here with worthless junk Bonds.
Round 16
181AndyAustin KearnsOFPlease be healthy.
182MagsA.J. PierzynskiCPosted by Andy. You can call me Ray, or you can call me AJ. But you doesn't have to call me Mr. Champion
183FoxDanny Graves ...Pand his 50 saves
184JackMike LieberthalCBest backstop left.
185SoboMoises AlouOFA/A- Was he on your list?
186AlAnthJeremy BondermanP
187WilloBen BroussardUTPosted by Gabes per Willo's email note.
188IkeShea HillenbrandUT
189HansCasey Blake3BI fixed it...now he's at 3rd.
190GabesAdam EverettSS
191PrepDoug DavisPA comer.
192TerryZack GreinkePSorry fellas. Hans pimped me, and I had trouble accessing the site.....
Round 17
193TerryDontrelle WillisP...if he can't get Blake, I want him at 3B instead of DW.
194PrepLatroy HawkinsPShould close long enough to frost my saves cake.
195GabesJason Giambi1B
196HansMark KotsayOFflying back to Chi... back after 10 pm central. and, no Terry, you can't have Blake.
197IkeAlexis RiosOFHans' pick hits as I'm leaving. Here's mine. Adios.
198WilloJoel PineiroP10" of snow here tonight. Sounds like a sick day.
199AlAnthMike CameronOFJust give us last year's 30 HRs and 22 SBs
200SoboAndy PettittePI'm into faith healers....
201JackDallas McPherson3BWe'll take Dallas at 1B/3B. He called me today to let me know his back is much better (fixed)
202FoxOdalis PerezPSending Jack a provisional for round 18 in case we turn the corner quickly .. it can be used any time tonight .. I'll be home in about 45 minutes
203MagsMike CuddyerUT
204AndyLuis GonzalezOFNo, Sobo, I believe in faith healing
Round 18
205AndyKen Griffey Jr.UTSee what I mean?
206MagsBrandon IngeCThat's how a winning team is built, boys.
207FoxAaron BooneUT
208JackDanny HarenPOnto Sobo. I will call him
209SoboMichael BarrettCMostly table scraps left....
210AlAnthJ D ClosserCIt was either Barrett or Closser... Sobo made it Closser
211WilloJay GibbonsOFposted by Sobo per Willo's e-mail
212IkeBrian LawrenceP
213HansMiguel OlivoCthanks for the call Sobo. This guy should still be on the board.
214GabesBrandon WebbP
215PrepDavid Bell3BGoing, going, gong!
216TerryC. C. SabathiaPThis guy ain't Slim Pickens.
Round 19
217TerryErik BedardPOh C, what you have done now!
218PrepTino Martinez1B
219GabesReggie SandersUT
220HansJermaine DyeOFyou know it is slim pickings when you wanted and couldnt get Reggie Sanders...
221IkeEric MiltonP
222WilloKevin MillwoodPThank you everyone.
223AlAnthKris BensonPWe were thinking of Millwood... but decided we would prefer Benson. You know why.
224SoboAdam EatonPWillo, No need to say thanks for Millwood. He was cit from the Tamale prospect list long ago.
225JackBobby CrosbySSFox, Give jack a call tonight at home when he's up. Sobo
226FoxBrad PennyP
227MagsJerome WilliamsPPosted by Andy
228AndyDerrek LowePYour loss, Willo
Round 20
229AndyHoratio RamirezPHe owes me.
230MagsRaoul MondesiOFBeats the hell out of Dye or Sanders
231FoxJose Cruz Jr.OFjust a hunch
232JackRyan KleskoOF
233SoboShannon StewartOF
234AlAnthFrank Thomas1B4 games at 1b last year, none anywhere else, so 1b is legit, correct?
235WilloBronson ArroyoPWillo-stop it! quit picking these studs!!
236IkeDavid DeJesusOFHoly Thursday. It HAD to be DeJesus.
237HansMike SweeneyUTif he stays healthy....
238GabesJon LieberP
239PrepJohn BuckCTerry, I'm counting on a little bang from this Buck.
240TerryJake WestbrookPBang! Bang!.....
Round 21
241TerryJason LaRueC....and thanks for Chering your wit, Prep. That was a pith poor pick.
242PrepCraig BiggioUTShould have some gas left.
243GabesWoody WilliamsP
244HansJason MarquisPTerry grabbed Westbrook. Marquis will do. On to Ikey
245IkeMiguel BatistaP
246WilloEndy ChavezOFBlends nicely with the plan.
247AlAnthJeremy AffeldtPHey Sobo, Affeldt your pain when we made this pick. How was that one Prep/Terry?
248SoboJulio LugoSSAnthony- You waited for Al for THAT pick?
249JackAl LeiterPI've had him before and glad to have him in his last year. Onto Fox
250FoxClifford FloydOF
251MagsCliff LeeP
252AndyDavid EcksteinSSMags has surfaced. We're sailing on top again. His last pick should have read "Cliff Lee, P."
Round 22
253AndyClint Barmes2BWhat's a draft without a rookie MI? I hope that I took the right one.
254MagsJason LaneOFCarlos Who?
255FoxG Atkins3BI tried the diet, now I'll try the player .. hey punks its julie! whats shaking boys?
256JackN LowryPTaking a chance. It is Good Friday and we should take a moment to pray. We have all been fortunate. As Jimmy Dugan would say, "May our feet be swift and our balls mighty, and thank you, God for that waitress in South Bend!"
257SoboTed LillyPJack- go to confession; you stole my sleeper in Lowry.
258AlAnthWily Mo PenaUTWell, we were also thinking about Mr. Lowry, however we will go with the best sleeper pick in a long time. Plus, he has a great name.
259WilloBengie MolinaCWas out late,getting drunk, thinking of Andy's misfits.
260IkeScott KazmirP
261HansRuss OrtizPhe should thrive in the desert
262GabesKevin BrownP
263PrepJack WilsonSSFor a late round pick, he offers good potential in several categories
264TerryKhalil GreeneSSI could....
Round 23
265TerryCorey Koskie3B...do worse than an old Twinkie, I supphose.
266PrepOmar Infante2BA bright future for this Infante, Baby.
267Gabesjason phillipsCposted by hans
268HansNick SwisherOFI hope he's a sweet swisher
269IkeLuis MatosOFSwisher was on the board until the very end. Could be a very good pick, Hans, if he gets comfortable starting every day. Here's to Billy Beane!Matois has had a superb spring. We'll see...
270WilloBrady ClarkOFBrillance once again....
271AlAnthTy Wigginton2BI'm all pithied and punned out
272SoboDavid WellsPBoomer!! Boomer!!
273JackRyan FreelOFHe qualifies at 3B as well and so do his 30+ steals. You didn't think I could go a whole draft without a Red did you? I would have taken Willie Mo but he is going to Washington
274FoxAaron HarangP
275MagsTom GlavinePMags says "Kevin Brown shoulda been a Bomber"
276AndyJeff FrancisPThat's right. A rookie pitcher. And a Colorado Rockie, too.
Round 24
277AndyUgueth UrbinaPAnd if he doesn't close for somebody soon, I'll kidnap his mother.
278MagsRedmanPWe're done! Happy Easter from Mags and Andy!
279FoxTodd GreeneCHallelujah!
280JackG RuschPFree at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty, I am free at last
281SoboLyle OverbayUTBest Round 24 pick EVER!!!!
282AlAnthKip WellsP
283WilloGavin FloydPHope the bunny is good to all!
284IkeDaniel CabreraPHad to have an Oriole on the roster.
285HansScott ElartonPjust woke up in time for the Illini, and this final pick. the rosters will all be on CBS Sportsline tonight. good luck to all!
286GabesBrian SchneiderCentered by Hans
287PrepJuan RinconPThat's the last juan! Happy Easter to all.
288TerryMatt LeCroyCSeems I was painted into a corner with no place to turn, and no time to polish my tools of ignorance. But at least this Twinkie is a bit fresher than my last one.
Round 25
289END OF DRAFTExpectorators in a walkUT'nuff said