[From Willo, early September] As some of you may know Mr. DD has scheduled me as Mr. Entertainment Coordinator for the Friday dinner at Paw-Paw... We are going to have a contest with a gift to the winner of that contest. And everyone attending will be eligible to win the grand prize. But similar to the Survivor Show there will be mini-contests within the major contest. And the one contest that you need to actually think about, and then do something in preparation for, is the following.... After dinner Friday night, each of you will be responsible to provide another Zahm buddy a gift that will show your 'love' for that buddy. No one should spend more than $20.00 on your gift and the theme of the gift should be of the ball breaking variety. The recipient of the gift will know who provided it and the giver may want to personalize the delivery. DO ALL OF YOU BRAINDEADS FOLLOW THIS?? I will be sending you in the near future who you will be providing your gift to but before I develop that list I wanted to solicit your input. I know we all have certain Cyber-buddies that we like to haunt. If you let me know in advance I will make every opportunity to allow you to break their stones at this dinner. So if, for instance, you want to break Andy's stones and buy him a girdle then let me know in advance that Andy is your love. I need all inputs by no later than Friday September 10, 2004. Also I need by that Friday a listing of who is attending this dinner and who is not. Should make for some laughs. Now remember this is but one mini-contest among others. But this will attract much more credit towards the overall prize than the others. DO YOU BUTT HOLES UNDERSTAND, OR DO I NEED FOR FOX TO SEND YOU AN E-MAIL WITH ALL THAT NERDY STUFF TO MAKE IT MORE EXPLAINABLE. Work with me here, I look forward to your input... Mr. Coordination ***************************** [And Dave added] Dear Mr. Coordination, Aaah, just keep in mind that a Man of the Cloth will be present. Hey, maybe we can get General Absolution! At present, my list of attendees is: Andy Mags Hans Jack Willo Albert Sobo Gabes Fox Prep Bill P. D.D. Brother Jack Don't know for sure about John, Terry, Gidge, Mark, Guy Did I miss anyone? D.D.