August 3 Poem

It's really great we've gathered and come to raise some cheer
But I overheard some whispers, "Who is he, and why's he here?"

Well... I'm a St. John's grad, Played basketball as a Redman
And I went up against Denzel when he was a Fordham freshman

Al invited me to Poker in March of '21, and every week I played I kept on losing money
And here's the group of Golden Domers who thought it was quite funny!

I'm starting with the Zookeeper, whose wordsmithing is tops
But I hate it when he goes ALL IN, before we see the Flops!

Now Gary or is it Sobo, who always beats me with his Flush
But since I know he's Polish, it doesn't bother me as much

We got Mags from Saratoga, who doesn't need a racetrack sermon
And I enjoy it when we're talking ABOUT our latest favorite Bourbon

Chicago Hans he plays golf first, and then comes to our floor
And as soon as he gets settled in, We know Hes betting "4"

There's Nutso or is it Prep ... dealing cards he's always willin'
I think he's got more pseudonyms than his buddy Bobby Dylan

The Professor Fox, he stares at cards ... And I never see him blinking
While I just sit there wondering, What The F could he be thinking? 

And Jackie he's in Indy, he doesn't win that much
And he loves to talk about the past, about some guy named Dutch

Bill Olin's been amazing (for Al), he's really been a He-Man
I hope you don't mind it Billy ... that I wrote you went to Lehman?

There's Tom Venn, Gabes, or CA, who runs Golf's Roto League
I'm constantly getting emails, I'm suffering from Fatigue

And how about our Al, His attitude's inspiring!
You haven't changed a bit my friend, you're still exhausting and oh so tiring!

I won't leave out Al's Brother Guy, truly America's Guest
Paying No Hotel Fees is when He's at his best!

So let's all toast this weekend with the rest of the Cyberzahmers
And know that in a few more years, AT this time, we'll probably all be in pajamas